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Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

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Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:03

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

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Pelleas · 29/09/2020 23:41

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied theology at Saint Martin's College
That's where I
Caught her eye
She told me that her Dad was loaded
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and Coca-Cola"
She said "Fine"
And then in thirty seconds time she said
I wanna live like common vicars
I wanna do whatever common vicars do
Wanna sleep with common vicars
I wanna sleep with common vicars
Like you
What else could I do
I said "I'll, I'll see what I can do"

TartanDMs · 29/09/2020 23:55

That was the way when I first met you, Vicar
You weren't right for me
Didn't really care, act quite naturally

And thank God every vicar knows
It's piss and wind and fancy clothes
That make a man a man
Thank God for built-in bastard radar

Ormally · 29/09/2020 23:59

I am a vicar for the county, and I drive the main road
Searchin' in the sun for another overload

elQuintoConyo · 30/09/2020 00:00

Rhythm is a Vicar

I've Got the Vicar, I've Got the Secret!

Vicar In the Night (Jam + Spoon)

Pump Up the Vicar

Vicar In Red (is dancing with me, cheek to cheek)

Vicars in Heaven

elQuintoConyo · 30/09/2020 00:01

The Never Ending Vicar

Pelleas · 30/09/2020 00:04

Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vicars
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
Vicars

Ormally · 30/09/2020 00:08

Cause since I've come on home
Well, my body's been a mess
And I miss your ginger hair
And the way you used to dress
Won't you come on over, stop making a fool out of me?
Why don't you come on over Vicar?

giantangryrooster · 30/09/2020 00:13

Everybody screamed
When I kissed the vicar

Tolleshunt · 30/09/2020 00:14

Vicars on the streets of London
Vicars on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could vicars ever be sane again?
The leeds side-streets that you slip down
I wonder to myself
Hopes may rise on the grasmere
But vicar pie, you're not safe here
So you run down
To the safety of the town
But there's vicars on the streets of Carlisle
Dublin, Dundee, Humberside
I wonder to myself

Burn down the vicar
Hang the blessed vicar
Because the music that they constantly play
It says nothing to me about my life

Pelleas · 30/09/2020 00:26

You've painted up your lips
And rolled and curled your tinted hair
Vicar, are you contemplating
Going out somewhere
The shadow on the wall
Tells me the sun is going down
Oh Vicar,
Don't take your love to town

anameisanameisaname · 30/09/2020 00:58

An ABBA Album
Does your vicar know?
Thank you for the vicar
Super vicar
Dancing vicar
The vicar takes it all
Vicar vicar vicar
Gimme gimme gimme a vicar after midnight

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 07:10

Hey baby I hear the vicar a callin' tossed salad and scrambled eggs

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 07:16

Vicar, vicar you've torn your dress
Vicar, vicar your face is a mess

What's that coming over the hill, is it a vicar?

bearlyactive · 30/09/2020 07:17

Hold back the vicar, let me look in your eyes...

TyneFilth · 30/09/2020 07:17

Meee-eee-eee and Vicar Jones,
We got a thing going o-o-on

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 07:18

I predict a vicar

Standing in line to watch the vicar tonight and there's a light on

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 07:22

Hot dog, jumping vicar, Albuquerque

BaldAndWild · 30/09/2020 07:25

Lucky that my vicars are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

remainin · 30/09/2020 07:28

I said "hey, vicar - take a walk on the wild side".

Goodbye cruel vicar, I'm leaving you today...

I can see clearly now the vicar's gone.

mxjones · 30/09/2020 07:33

Vicar gay

TartanDMs · 30/09/2020 07:57

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful vicar to
To save your from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now, here he comes

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a vicar man
Like you imagined when you were young

TartanDMs · 30/09/2020 08:00

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your vicar behind
Cos your vicar don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friend of mine

Lonelycrab · 30/09/2020 08:32

Got 99 problems but a vicar ain’t one

Pelleas · 30/09/2020 08:42

Vicar come back to me
You don't have to knock on my door, no
Vicar come back to me
Kick it right down, kick it right down

TwoZeroTwoZero · 30/09/2020 08:47

We got to install microwave vicars
Custom vicar deliveries
We got to move these vicars
We got to move these colour vicars