I give you ABBott's Dancing Clergy
Ooh, you can dance, you can pray
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that vicar, watch that Bible
Praising the dancing Dean
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for a church to go
Where they play the Choral music, getting in the swing
You come to look for a Nun
Anybody could be that Monk
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of Choral music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
You are the dancing Dean
Young and sweet, only seventy
Dancing Dean
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Oh, yeah
You can dance, you can pray
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that Vicar watch that Bible
Praising the dancing Dean
You're a Bishop you turn 'em on
Leave them candles burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, any Priest will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
You are the dancing Dean
Young and sweet, only seventy
Dancing Dean
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Oh, yeah
You can dance, you can pray
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that Vicar, watch that Bible
Praising the dancing Dean
Praising the dancing Dean