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Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

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Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:03

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

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BaldAndWild · 29/09/2020 23:04

This is the return of the space vicar
Interplanetary, good vibe zone

She's just a cosmic vicar
From another galaxy

You know I'm such a fool for you
You've got me wrapped around your vicar
Do you have to let it linger?

SilenceOfTheEmu · 29/09/2020 23:05

Don’t cha wish your vicar was hot like me?
Don’t cha wish your vicar was a freak like me?

BaldAndWild · 29/09/2020 23:07

See the Bedouin fires at night
See the oil fields at first light and
See the bird with a leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the vicars came out

vampirethriller · 29/09/2020 23:07

We had joy, we had fun, we had vicars in the sun
When I was a lad and Old Shep was a vicar

BaldAndWild · 29/09/2020 23:08

Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your vicar
No way, no way
I think you need a new one

BaldAndWild · 29/09/2020 23:10

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a vicar

ThreeImaginaryBoys · 29/09/2020 23:10

I'm a fire vicar, a twisted fire vicar.

Vicar in a coma oh no, oh no, it's serious.

I tried to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies, I tried to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes, coz vicars don't cry, vicars don't cry.

I remember you well in the vicar hotel, you were talking so brave and so sweet.

I wanna live like vicar people, I wanna do whatever vicar people do.

(Nobody's mentioned Vicar In A Tutu)

worriedauntt · 29/09/2020 23:11

Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass vicar

BaldAndWild · 29/09/2020 23:11

Where did you come from, Cotton Eye vicar?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 29/09/2020 23:12

I give you ABBott's Dancing Clergy

Ooh, you can dance, you can pray
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that vicar, watch that Bible
Praising the dancing Dean

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for a church to go
Where they play the Choral music, getting in the swing
You come to look for a Nun

Anybody could be that Monk
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of Choral music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You are the dancing Dean
Young and sweet, only seventy
Dancing Dean
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Oh, yeah

You can dance, you can pray
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that Vicar watch that Bible
Praising the dancing Dean

You're a Bishop you turn 'em on
Leave them candles burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, any Priest will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You are the dancing Dean
Young and sweet, only seventy
Dancing Dean
Feel the beat from the tambourine
Oh, yeah

You can dance, you can pray
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that Vicar, watch that Bible
Praising the dancing Dean

Praising the dancing Dean

Grin
BaldAndWild · 29/09/2020 23:14

Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You make a vicar go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Pelleas · 29/09/2020 23:15

West End Vicars

I'm too sexy for my vicar

You spin me round (like a vicar)

I shot the vicar

It's raining vicars

Itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot vicar

BaldAndWild · 29/09/2020 23:17

Make me your Aphrodite
Make me your one and only
But don't make me your vicar, your vicar, your vicar

BaldAndWild · 29/09/2020 23:18

It's Friday night and I won't be long
'Til I hit the vicar

Breathmiller · 29/09/2020 23:19

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Vicar Tom's a junkie

BaldAndWild · 29/09/2020 23:20

Vicars calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared and battle come down

Pelleas · 29/09/2020 23:20

Is there a vicar on Mars?

BaldAndWild · 29/09/2020 23:23

Turn it up, it's your favorite song
Dance, dance, dance to the distortion
Turn it up, keep it on repeat
Stumblin' around like a wasted vicar

Yeah, we think we're free
Drink, this one's on me
We're all chained to the vicar

MrsEricBana · 29/09/2020 23:24

I expect someone said this pages back but I kissed a vicar and I liked it

Pelleas · 29/09/2020 23:25

Agadoo doo doo push a vicar shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push a vicar grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a vicar melody

powershowerforanhour · 29/09/2020 23:30

The vicar killed the radio star

You got a vicar/I got a plan to get us out of here/ Been working in a convenience store..

Pelleas · 29/09/2020 23:31

Time can never mend
The careless vicar of a good friend

Pelleas · 29/09/2020 23:34

Vicars
Everybody needs good vicars
Just a friendly wave each morning
Helps to make a better day
Vicars
Need to get to know each other
The church is only a footstep away
Vicars
Everybody needs good vicars
With a little understanding
You can find the perfect blend
Vicars
Should be there for one another
That's when good vicars become good friends

Enrico · 29/09/2020 23:37

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My vicar is in centerfold
Vicar is in centerfold

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AlpineSnow · 29/09/2020 23:38

Behave yourself vicar or you won't be going down to Margate
You can keep your costa brava and all of that palaver, I'd rather go to margate with all me family

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