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Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

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Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:03

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

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BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 17:35

We light it up, we won't come down
And the vicar can't stop us now

TyneFilth · 02/10/2020 17:44

Cover me with vicars, baby
Cover me with prayer
Roll me in this week's hymn sheets
I'll never get enough
Emotions come, I don't know why
Cover up God's alibi

[Chorus 2]
Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me vicar, anytime
Call me (call me) I'll arrive
When you are ready we can share the wine
Call me

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 18:07

The last time we talked, Mr. Vicar,
You reduced me to tears
I promise you, it won't happen again

Londonmummy66 · 02/10/2020 18:15

You're the Rev that I want

My Vicar don't mess around because she loves me so

Vicar please, pick up your phone I'm on the request line

This Vicar is automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 18:24

Also I harnessed the vicar
You're welcome
To fill your sails and shake your trees

Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome
To fill your sails and shake your vicars

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 18:53

I like to dance by the vicar, the undertow and the waves.
The vicar is mischievous, ha! I like how she misbehaves

I have crossed the horizon to find you. I know your vicar.

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 18:59

Come little vicars, I'll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment

AuntMasha · 02/10/2020 19:06

Sympathy for the Vicar.

I wanna be your Vicar.

Never mind the Bollocks, here’s the Sex Vicars.

Pelleas · 02/10/2020 19:15

Now there was a time when they used to say
That behind every - great man.
There had to be a - great vicar
But in these times of change you know
That it's no longer true.
So we're comin' out of the churches
'Cause there's somethin' we forgot to say to you (we say)
Vicars are doin' it for themselves.
Standin' on their own two feet.
And ringin' on their own church bells.
Vicars are doin' it for themselves.
Now this is a song to celebrate
The conscious liberation of the clerical state!
Deacons, pastors and their curates too.
Vicar to vicar
We're singin' with you
Vicars are doin' it for themselves.
Standin' on their own two feet.
And ringin' on their own church bells.

napody · 02/10/2020 19:17

It only takes a vicar, girl
To fall in love

Vicar of 69

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 19:20

She says there's vicars in the carpet

yetanothernamitynamechange · 02/10/2020 20:00

Where you going with that gun vicar?
Country vicar take my hand, lead me through this diseased land
Stand by your vicar

yetanothernamitynamechange · 02/10/2020 20:02

Velvet Underground "Im, waiting for my vicar"
or the Pixies classic "here comes your vicar"

intheenddoesitreallymatter · 02/10/2020 20:04

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna Vicar I wanna Vicar I wanna Vicar I wanna Vicar
I wanna really, really, really wanna Vicavicah

Pelleas · 02/10/2020 20:23

Shiny happy vicars holding hands
Shiny happy vicars laughing ...

Pikachubaby · 02/10/2020 20:29

Shiny happy people holding vicars Wink

Angliski · 02/10/2020 20:41

Vicaaars are doing it for themselves

Get off.... Twenty two vicars in a one night stand...

Dancing in the disco bumper to bumper, wait a minute, where’s me vicar? Where’s me vicar? Where’s me vicar oh no!

Everyone needs a vicar for a pillow, everyone needs a vicar.

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 20:46

When I was a very small vicar
Very small vicars talked to me

The vicars went in two by two, hoorah hoorah

That's when I fell for the leader of the vicars

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 20:50

I was feeling kinda seasick
But the vicar called out for more

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 20:52

We come on the Sloop John B
My vicar and me

I don't want to see a vicar
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 20:54

If we can count on you Scooby Doo
I know we'll catch that vicar

AuntMasha · 02/10/2020 21:42

Careful with that Axe, Vicar.

tartantroosers · 02/10/2020 23:16

Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash vicar in the dark
Comes in bells, your servant, don't forsake him
Strike, dear vicar and cure his heart

tartantroosers · 02/10/2020 23:16

This has potential for a CLASSIC. CONE ON YOU VICAR LOVERS. BUMP DIS TREAD

tartantroosers · 02/10/2020 23:26

Everywhere you go you always take the vicar with you, everywhere you go, you always take the vicar

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