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Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

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Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:03

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

OP posts:
Vik1ng · 02/10/2020 23:28

I’m your private vicar
A vicar for money
I’ll do what you want me to do

Vik1ng · 02/10/2020 23:31

It’s a cruel, cruel, cruel vicar
Leaving me here on my own
It’s a cruel, it’s a cruel, cruel vicar
Now you’re gone

everythingisginandroses · 02/10/2020 23:35

What a vicar, what a fucking vicar,
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her
There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair...

everythingisginandroses · 02/10/2020 23:37

I am behind you, I always find you,
I am the vicar! VICAAR! VICAAAAAAAAAR!!!

AuntMasha · 02/10/2020 23:37

Driven’ along in my automobile,
The Vicar beside me at the wheel...

Vik1ng · 02/10/2020 23:39

I believe in miracles!
Where you from? You sexy vicar, you sexy vicar you
I believe in miracles!
since you came along, you sexy vicar.

shreddednips · 03/10/2020 00:20

That's neat
That's neat
That's neat
That's neat
I really love those vicar feet

tartantroosers · 03/10/2020 00:20

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the vicar

StoneFacedCrone · 03/10/2020 00:26

All the young vicars (hey vicars!)
Carry the news (where are you?)
Boogaloo vicars (stand up, come on)
Carry the news
All the young vicars (I want to hear you)
Carry the news (I want to see you)
Boogaloo vicars (I want to talk to you, all of you)
Carry the news (now)

All around my hat I will wear the green willow
And all around my hat for a twelve month and a day
And if anyone should ask me the reason why I'm wearing it
It's all for my true vicar who's far, far away

tartantroosers · 03/10/2020 00:27

My vicar takes the morning train
He works from 9 to 9 and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him

shreddednips · 03/10/2020 00:28

It's the remix to ignition,
Hot and fresh out the kitchen,
Vicar rollin' that body,
Got every man in here wishing.

OldAndWornOut · 03/10/2020 00:53

Ride a white vicar.

coldgraybrix · 03/10/2020 01:45

Wake me up before you go, vicar.

Breathmiller · 03/10/2020 07:51

The Vicar of love is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing
Change a hawk to a little white dove
More than a feeling, that's the Vicar of love
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream
Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream
Make a bad one good, mmh make a wrong right
Vicar of love will keep you home at night
Don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
That's the Vicar of love
That's the Vicar of love
First time you feel it might make you sad
Next time you feel it might make you mad
But you'll be glad baby when you've found
That's the Vicar that makes the world go 'round
And it don't take money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden, it can be cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
They say that all in love is fair
Yeah but you don't care
But you know what to do
When it gets hold of you
And with a little help from above
You feel the Vicar of love
You feel the Vicar of love
Can you feel it?
It don't take money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
Tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel
You won't feel nothin' 'til you feel
You feel the Vicar, feel the Vicar of love
That's the Vicar, that's the Vicar of love
You feel the Vicar of love
You feel the Vicar of love
Feel the Vicar of love

TyneFilth · 03/10/2020 07:54

I see a cassock and I want it all in black
No colors anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my vicar goes

KatherineJaneway · 03/10/2020 07:55

Billie Jean is not my vicar

Vik1ng · 03/10/2020 08:04

My vicar don’t care for shows
My vicar don’t care for clothes
My vicar just cares for me

BaldAndWild · 03/10/2020 08:08

Oh, on nights like this
feel like falling to my knees
Feel like calling "heaven, please
Find my vicar"

BaldAndWild · 03/10/2020 08:12

Vicar in the valley
Vicar in the city
Vicar in your soul
Yeeeeeh

BaldAndWild · 03/10/2020 08:26

Yeah, the bad vicars are always catching my eye

Pelleas · 03/10/2020 08:40

This is the story of Ma Vicar ... the meanest vicar in the Chicago diocese ...
Ma ma ma ma
Ma Vicar
She taught her four sons
Ma ma ma ma
Ma Vicar
To handle their guns
Ma ma ma ma
Ma Vicar
She never could cry
Ma ma ma ma
Ma Vicar
But she knew how to die

TyneFilth · 03/10/2020 08:54

Yesterday, all my vicars seemed so far away
Now I know that they are here to stay
Oh I believe in yesterday

Suddenly, I'm half of the congregation here
There's a verger hanging over me
Collection plate came suddenly

Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't pray
I Epistle'd wrong now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday
Church was such a Sunday game to play
Vicars need a place to hide away
Oh I believe in yesterday.

BaldAndWild · 03/10/2020 09:01

We're the vicars in America, woah!

I wish that I could be like the cool vicars
'Cause all the cool vicars, they seem to fit in

BaldAndWild · 03/10/2020 09:06

I sit and wait, does a vicar contemplate my fate?

Pelleas · 03/10/2020 09:12

I'm the dandy clergyman who you're too scared to mention
I always wear flash vestments to grab people's attention
The devil take these hymn books and the 'church roof' collection
The way you live could replace my stipend with a pension

Stand and deliver! Your vicar or your life!
Try and use a prayer-book, no bullet or knife

I'm the dandy clergyman so sick of easy cassocks
The surplices and dog-collars that people think so dashing
So what's the point of services when no one bothers coming?
It's kind of tough to spend all night on writing up a sermon

Stand and deliver! Your vicar or your life!
Try and use a prayer-book, no bullet or knife

We're the dandy clergymen so tired of excuses
Of atheist philosophies where only Jesus loses
We're the dandy clergymen and here's our invitation (oh oh)
"Throw your unbelief overboard and join our congregation"

Stand and deliver! Your vicar or your life!
Try and use a prayer-book, no bullet or knife

Even though you fool your conscience
Your soul will be all mine
All mine ...