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Replace a word in a song with the word "vicar"

467 replies

Enrico · 29/09/2020 20:03

Eg

You were working as a vicar in a cocktail bar
Last night a vicar saved my life with a song
Vicar vicar vicar vicar Der Der Der Der Der derrrr

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everythingisginandroses · 02/10/2020 08:26

What kind of vicary is this?

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 08:28

Help the vicar,
One time they were just like you
Drinking, smoking cigs and sniffing glue

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 08:33

Mr vicar please tell us why you had to hide away for so long

TyneFilth · 02/10/2020 09:11

Look at the vicars
Look how they pray for you
And everything that they do,
Coz it was all yellow

We gotta install microwave vicars
Custom bishop deliveries
We gotta move these lay reader curates
We gotta move these deacon tvs…

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 09:27

We can't go on together with suspicious vicars

Pelleas · 02/10/2020 09:28

Another from Vicar - the Musical

Your story sad to tell,
A vicar ne'er do well,

Most mixed up non-secular in the parish
Your vocation's so unclear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade in on your Bible

Divinity School dropout,
No ordination day for you.
Divinity School school dropout
Forgot your hymns and sermons too

Vicar don't sweat it.
(Don't sweat it)
You're not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it,
(Forget it)
Who wants their prayers said by a slob?

TyneFilth · 02/10/2020 09:32

What's that coming over the hill
Is it a vicar? Is it a vicaaar?

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 09:36

I first met you hanging knickers on the vicar

Now we know that it's us versus the vicar now

What's so civil 'bout vicars anyway?

Like a vicar out of hell I'll be gone, gone, gone

The vicar of the opera is here!

movingonup20 · 02/10/2020 09:46

my Vicar friends are loving this thread! After a really tough year they need a laugh.

I arrange funerals and have never been so busy alas

Pelleas · 02/10/2020 10:09

Tie your vicar down
Tie your vicar down
Lock your Bishop out of doors
I don't need him nosin' around
Tie your vicar down
Tie your vicar down
Give me all your love tonight

@movingonup20 Flowers for you and your vicar friends, and everyone having to deal with funerals at the moment.

curdsandwhey · 02/10/2020 10:38

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the vicar

Ormally · 02/10/2020 13:22

Gnnnnnhh! Can't stop clicking the vicar thread now!

"I'm a vicar,
I'm a grinner,
I'm a lover,
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun..."

"Now I've heard there was a secret chord
The vicar played, and it pleased the lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,
The minor fall, the major lift,
The baffled choir all vamping 'Hallelujah'"

MadameBrioche · 02/10/2020 13:32

WAV

tartantroosers · 02/10/2020 16:36

Big Vicar keep on turnin'
Proud Vicar keep on burnin'
Holy. Rolling. Rollin' on the river

tartantroosers · 02/10/2020 16:44

Vicars- he Kate Bush tribute:

She wanted to test her vicar
She knew exactly what to do
A pseudonym to fool him
She couldn't have made a worse move

Out on the wiley, windy moors we'd roll and fall in green
You had a temper like my vicar- too hot, too greedy!

Of all the vicars in the world
Why should I love you?
There's just something 'bout you

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 16:54

Never met a vicar like you before

I've travelled the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for vicars

Rastamouse and Scratchy and Zoomer
Also known as the Easy Crew
Crime fighters they're very special vicars

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 16:56

Bob the vicar, can he fix it? Bob the vicar, yes he can!

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 16:59

You can be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost vicar

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 17:01

Far over the Misty Mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away, ere break of day
To find our long forgotten vicar

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 17:06

Hey, now, you're a vicar, get your game on, go

Dear lord and father of mankind, forgive our foolish vicars

tartantroosers · 02/10/2020 17:09

And from the Bob Dylan catalogues:

Lay, vicar, lay- lay across my big brass bed

If not for you, vicar, I couldn't find the door
Couldn't even see the floor
I'd be sad and blue
If not for you

Everybody's in despair, every girl and boy
But when Quinn the vicar gets here everybody's gonna jump for joy

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 17:10

@movingonup20 thank you & vicars for everything you do

ChaToilLeam · 02/10/2020 17:22

I’m every vicar, it’s all in me 🎶

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 17:25

They say the vicar's out to get you
You know that I won't let you fall

BaldAndWild · 02/10/2020 17:29

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my vicar's eyes

I used to roll the vicar
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes