All my pubes have fallen out

[GoneAndDoneItAgainAgain]

What the fuck do I do?

I usually use an in shower hair removal cream to tidy it up a bit down there. Rather than using the usual Nair one I used one I got off Amazon, assumed the timings were the same and now I have no pubes. Well, 2 pubes actually. But they’re both about an inch long and on the right flap so I think they’ll have to go too.

I’ve got a date tomorrow. It will only be the fourth time I’ve seen him. I shagged him last time I saw him and my pubes were in a totally normal format. Now I’m all bald .

I really like him and now I have to tell him not to be alarmed that I suddenly have no pubes. I do not have a pretty enough vag to be able to pull this look off, it’s fucking horrifying.

If he cares about that, he is not a man.

I wouldn't worry. I don't think you need to tell him about it beforehand, just let things happen and if he mentions it, hopefully it's in a pleasantly surprised way!

Do not talk about it. That would make you sound crazy.

I'd be telling him about it in a jokey way once the clothes start to come off. Don't agonise about it.

They didn’t fall out.
You used a hair removal cream without checking the instructions.
🙄

Sorry but I laughed op....

If it helps I once left Immac on my now exh's scrotum.
Left it on too long.
Took the skin off!

Looking back it actually was one of my finest moments!!

What cream was it?!

Shag him with the lights off?
If he mentions it, brazen it out. “Oh god, don’t even ASK. Total hair removal failure haha...” and then DISTRACT HIM WITH COCKMAGIC

Just before sex, as you're/he's removing your drawers, scream "holy shit! What's happened here?"

Maybe you have a late night boutique near you that sells one of these...

Tell him: “There’s two left. Pluck me, you beautiful bastard!”

sunny I did that to DH too before he had an operation, had been advised to shave instead of having it done in the hospital, didn't fancy a razor near ballsack moment so asked if I would immac him. He bled like a bastard and it went all scabby

Draw them on

You poor thing! sounds like a shock!

I didn't know there was such a thing as a 'pretty vag' - maybe I don't watch enough porn?!! I don't know anyone that would select a sex partner based on it, anyway.

When/if it got to the undressing stage I would probably mention it lightheartedly 'oh I am trying out something new, do you like it?!' just to ease any anxiety I might feel although I suspect he won't mind one way or the other

Don't mention it, it's not up to him what you do down there. Unless it's infidelity, STDs or he stated his main criteria in a partner was a woman with a full bush :)

If he asks then say then.

He's lucky to have you.

Style it out. Say nothing if he comments, just say you try different looks depending on your mood. He won’t give a Shit.

Men are so delighted to be getting a shag he won't even notice

He will if he ends up with razor burn.

Do you have any pets?

I don’t believe any man has ever complained about this issue!! Seriously, don’t mention it or laugh about it or anything, just style it out—he’ll thibk you did it for him and will no doubt be just as happy as before!

You could draw a smiley face on the knicker line.
With arrows pointing down!!
Or big teeth!!

A clean shaven fanny is de rigueur sweetie. I don't think he'll give a monkies once you're got him firmly by the ears. Enjoy your date.

Loads of men like no hair down there! And loads of women for that matter!

@MiddleClassProblem

Draw them on

@Estrellente DISTRACT HIM WITH COCKMAGIC This made me laugh so hard! Hahahahaha 😅😅😅