"Politicians, bawled Sir Desmond, should stop being “in thrall to science”. As for Professor Chris Whitty and Sir Patrick Vallance, their televised statement the previous week “should have been a sacking offence”. In Sir Desmond’s eyes, it had been nothing but scaremongering.
“What was their purpose in presenting that graph [projecting 50,000 cases a day by mid October]?” he jeered. “It was the purpose of the fat boy in Pickwick Papers: ‘I wants to make yer flesh creep!’ It was Project Fear! It was an attempt to terrify the British people! As if they haven’t been terrified enough!”
MPs stared, agog. Frankly, some of them looked pretty terrified themselves.
On and on Sir Desmond raged. “Interfered in our private lives… Eye-watering costs… Crushing of enterprises… Destruction of livelihoods… And all as a consequence of an overreaction!”
At last the harangue reached its end. “There may be a virus one day that threatens our very way of life,” snapped Sir Desmond. “But this isn’t it! Even if we’re behaving as if it were!”