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Post a Lie about yourself

73 replies

AmbsPhillps · 22/09/2020 19:52

I will start

I have 6 cats.

OP posts:
DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult · 22/09/2020 19:53

I am skinny.

Careerhelp · 22/09/2020 19:53

I'm a millionaire.

Frownette · 22/09/2020 20:04

I am completely sorted and haughty and tall.

Bow, minions.

JoJoSM2 · 22/09/2020 20:08

My nails are painted hot pink.

Purplewithred · 22/09/2020 20:09

I lost a stone during lockdown through steely self discipline.

Wryt · 22/09/2020 20:09

Everything's fine. We're all fine!

Raera · 22/09/2020 20:13

I'm going to a wedding in October

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 22/09/2020 20:13

I have twin baby spiders 🕷 🕷s. Grin

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 22/09/2020 20:14

Boris Johnson is gorgeous 😍😍😍😍

ememem84 · 22/09/2020 20:19

I am Spartacus

0blio · 22/09/2020 20:19

I'm

ememem84 · 22/09/2020 20:19

I also have perfect glossy hair.

0blio · 22/09/2020 20:20

Oops, posted too soon! Grin
I'm 25 and size 8

bearlyactive · 22/09/2020 20:22

I have green eyes.

PuddleglumtheMarshWiggle · 22/09/2020 20:22

I am always patient when my 3 year old keeps asking "why?"

Twospaniels · 22/09/2020 20:22

I’m confident and outgoing

LockdownLove · 22/09/2020 20:23

I am an only child

(Roars with laughter as I have 9 siblings).

BlackberrySky · 22/09/2020 20:29

My IQ is higher than Einstein's

DamsonJamFan · 22/09/2020 20:29

It’s all under control

DustyMaiden · 22/09/2020 20:31

My IQ is lower than Einstein’s.

Eastie77 · 22/09/2020 20:35

I'm brilliant at cleaning. Taught Mrs Hinch everything she knows.

Iwonder777 · 22/09/2020 20:37

I'm a virgin.

Noidea2114 · 22/09/2020 20:38

My hair is so long it's past my bum.

IrishCream123 · 22/09/2020 20:40

I have twins 🤣

IHateCoronavirus · 22/09/2020 20:40

I think chocolate is the work of the devil, especially stuff with caramel in it!