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'The happy Place Cafe' AKA the cafe is open thread 3

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sashh · 11/09/2020 10:11

Morning all.

For the regulars, you know the routine, for anyone new -

Welcome to the Happy Place virtual cafe. The cafe is open every morning for breakfast, there are a number of different seats / tables including some wing back chairs to either side of a log fire.

Dogs and children are welcome although be warned they are sometimes whisked away to see the kitchen.

In the garden there is a sensory area, a cat area with catnip bush, a water feature (feel free to cool your feet) and an area for the kitten bees (tiny kittens, the size of a bee but with wings and the ability to sprout an umbrella from their tails).

Florence is a French pastry Chef who makes the most wonderful bread, cakes and pastries.

Fernando is a cocktail waiter who is also in charge of the huge posh Italian coffee machine.

If you don't like the menu then feel free to cook for yourself or ask one of the regulars.

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Frownette · 04/10/2020 04:59

Morning all.

Never heard of jaffles!

I'm currently having a cup of tea and biscuits and checked the met office, sunrise is only at 7.20am

MinnieMountain · 04/10/2020 07:02

Morning all

Can I have a ham and cheese toastie as well please?

I really need to sort out my pension too. It appears to be going down every year Sad

What's FWR?

Frownette · 04/10/2020 07:06

I assumed it was feminism and women's rights? Could be wrong though!

Cheese toastie for me.

Pesky pension :(

Frownette · 04/10/2020 07:07

Nearly sunrise so I can go to newsagents now

sashh · 04/10/2020 07:33

Hands out toasties.

FWR is feminism

Oh and a Jaffle iron is what we would call a Breville sandwich maker.

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MinnieMountain · 04/10/2020 07:53

Feminism, of course.

I should probably speak to DH about my pension (it's his job).

Frownette · 04/10/2020 07:55

Just made some filter coffee to go with our toasties

sashh · 05/10/2020 08:13

Morning all.

Well the sky is an interesting blue but dramatic clouds so I thought we could risk a final BBQ of the year.

Obviously the usual sausages, bacon, burgers, corn cobs etc. Fernando will be running the BBQ, Florence is inside making brioche burger buns and some Ninja type guy who claims to be responsible for the arrival of the hibachi grill is making hot drinks.

He claims he has been here 2 weeks we just have not noticed him.

Packing up is apparently some Japanese style kebabs and green tea, I say apparently as the bags were already [packed when I arrived late this morning.

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moglovesquotes · 05/10/2020 09:06

Morning
Oooh bbq sounds good!
How are you today @sashh

sashh · 05/10/2020 09:16

@moglovesquotes not too bad, I'm opening my OU books for the first time today.

How are you?

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Frownette · 05/10/2020 09:24

Is it onto next module now?

I do hope there are salmon yakitori kebabs

sashh · 05/10/2020 10:12

Yep, essential mathematics 2.

I have no idea of which kebabs they are, I'd say ask the ninja but I've lost him again.

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moglovesquotes · 05/10/2020 11:46

That's the thing with ninjas they slip away silently
I'm good thanks sassh
Hope the books are interesting

Frownette · 05/10/2020 11:47

How's daughter, mog?

Frownette · 05/10/2020 11:48

Any self respecting ninja should be able to vanish into thin air

moglovesquotes · 05/10/2020 12:07

Hi @Frownette how's you?
She's not too bad thanks did her d of e expedition this weekend in the pouring rain
She got up and went though and has gone to school today so it's a good day today

Frownette · 05/10/2020 12:10

Oh that's good news :)

It's a bit cold and rainy here

MinnieMountain · 05/10/2020 12:18

Afternoon all

Am I too late for BBQ?

I'd claim DS as the ninja but he tends to charge around the house in his ninja outfit.

What course are you studying @sashh?

sashh · 05/10/2020 13:06

@moglovesquotes That sounds positive.

@MinnieMountain never too late for BBQ.

I'm doing a maths degree with the OU. For fun. As you do.

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MinnieMountain · 05/10/2020 13:43

@sashh bizarrely I can sort of see how it would be fun. Though I was very relieved to pass my final professional exam.

sashh · 06/10/2020 05:34

Morning all.

Well I've packed the BBQ away, I don't think we will be using it for a while.

I've put a couple of cat shelters in the garden and a hedgehog house, the kittenbees are still active in the garden, but coming in for a warm up.

Overnight the ninja has put rice in the rice cooker and made miso soup so if anyone wants a Japanese style breakfast let me know, a low table and cushions has appeared as well.

Florence is making a selection of cakes, Fernando is on hot drinks and the packing up is rice balls with various fillings and miso soup.

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Frownette · 06/10/2020 06:02

Morning, morning.

If we're having Japanese, I take it grilled salmon and pickles as well?

sashh · 06/10/2020 08:08

@Frownette yes of course.

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NoGravyForYou · 06/10/2020 10:50

Morning all!

I've woken up smothered with a cold. No covid symptoms thankfully.

Oh I love hedgehogs!!

Could I please just have some tea and toast @sashh

sashh · 06/10/2020 12:15

Oh no @NoGravyForYou do you want a dram in your tea? Maybe some honey

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