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'The happy Place Cafe' AKA the cafe is open thread 3

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sashh · 11/09/2020 10:11

Morning all.

For the regulars, you know the routine, for anyone new -

Welcome to the Happy Place virtual cafe. The cafe is open every morning for breakfast, there are a number of different seats / tables including some wing back chairs to either side of a log fire.

Dogs and children are welcome although be warned they are sometimes whisked away to see the kitchen.

In the garden there is a sensory area, a cat area with catnip bush, a water feature (feel free to cool your feet) and an area for the kitten bees (tiny kittens, the size of a bee but with wings and the ability to sprout an umbrella from their tails).

Florence is a French pastry Chef who makes the most wonderful bread, cakes and pastries.

Fernando is a cocktail waiter who is also in charge of the huge posh Italian coffee machine.

If you don't like the menu then feel free to cook for yourself or ask one of the regulars.

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Frownette · 17/09/2020 05:55

Morning, just woke up and need a glass of iced water with lime. Tends to be first thing i do!

sashh · 17/09/2020 07:01

Morning all.

Yes it's cooler here today as well. I see toast has already been made so lets go with a bready theme (any Red Dwarf fans - I WILL NOT be using talky toaster) so french toast, savoury eggy bread, fried bread, American grilled cheese (AKA a fried cheese sandwich) lots of marmalades and preserves including ginger.

For packing up I'll put a couple of mini pots of preserves with some brioche.

I'll give F and F a well deserved day off.

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PinkDaydreams · 17/09/2020 07:09

Morning all!

Yummy eggs bread! Can I have some black pepper on mine please and a drizzle of brown sauce?!

Any plans for you all today?

sashh · 17/09/2020 07:40

Eggy bread on its way.

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MinnieMountain · 17/09/2020 07:41

Morning all

I like the sound of a grilled cheese sandwich.

I've got my annual mammogram this morning, then work.

sashh · 17/09/2020 08:17

@MinnieMountain

Not a fun start tot he day then? One grilled cheese on its way.

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MinnieMountain · 17/09/2020 09:22

@sashh is could be worse. And I'm currently sitting by the rowing lake drinking coffee to kill 30 minutes.

NoGravyForYou · 17/09/2020 09:45

Morning everyone!

A grilled cheese would be amazing please 😊 How are we all?

Frownette · 17/09/2020 10:12

Grilled cheese sounds amazing.

I have no idea how to switch between camera and video at present otherwise I did promise @AlCalavicci to put photo of ginger marmalade. As soon as I've sorted it I'll do it.

sashh · 17/09/2020 11:07

Another grilled cheese on the way.

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Frownette · 17/09/2020 11:13

I give up on posting a pic of marmalade. You very nearly got one of me scowling whilst facing the camera without make-up which would make anyone scream and shatter screens.

sashh · 18/09/2020 04:14

Morning all.

well as the grilled cheese was such a success I've taught Florence to use the toastie maker, puck a flavour, sweet or savoury.

Fernando is mixing some start the weekend cocktails.

Packing up will be sausage rolls and fruit, because, hey it's almost the weekend.

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AlCalavicci · 18/09/2020 05:51

Morning @sashh at work I use toasty bags , I was surprised at how good they are it's just a shame the bags are not a bit bigger.
At home I don't have a toaster / sandwich maker but I do have a very beloved eye level gas grill hence my love of everything on toast ( my DH always said put on a plate and Al may it eat put it on toast and she will eat it )

So can I have a ham and cheese toasty and a coffee please.
I will grab a cocktail of Fernando later today

MinnieMountain · 18/09/2020 06:06

Morning all

Can I have a cheese and ham toastie please? And coffee as always. That's my favourite thing according to DS.

I've been wondering about the kitten bees. Do they have coats for the cooler weather or do they stay inside?

AlCalavicci · 18/09/2020 06:07

@Frownette, I always have issues posting photos I can get the pic to attach to the message but I can rarely get the post to load I usually give up after about the 4th attempt.

sashh · 18/09/2020 06:12

Toasties all roound.

Kittenbees have a stripy fuzzy coat, similar in touch to velvet. They naturally hibernate in the winter (their umbrellas are not good for snow) but as it is warm in the cafe they have the option of coming into the cafe for winter - they have to be kept out of the kitchen though.

A bit like New Zealand hedge hogs, they can hibernate but they usually don't.

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AlCalavicci · 18/09/2020 06:13

@MinnieMountain, you have great taste in breakfast Grin
I saw a couple of the kitten bees curled up one the window sill in the sun yesterday . But I think the sneak into the kitchen where it's nice and warm .

AlCalavicci · 18/09/2020 06:16

Ha ha xpost @sashh , I know they are not allowed in the kitchen bit I think they sneak in form time to time .

mogloveseggs · 18/09/2020 07:43

Morning!
I think id like to be a kittenbee Grin
Dd won't get up for school (first day back)
I'll have a harvey wallbanger please and keep them coming Sad

Frownette · 18/09/2020 08:00

[quote AlCalavicci]@Frownette, I always have issues posting photos I can get the pic to attach to the message but I can rarely get the post to load I usually give up after about the 4th attempt.[/quote]
@AlCalavicci Yes! I've taken the pic but something phone is doing is switching between camera and photos so it's really disconcerting me. I'll have to call into store, I pay enough for the damn thing.

I promise that I've done it though.

Anyway morning.

sashh · 18/09/2020 09:50

do you think you should have something to eat with this one?

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AlCalavicci · 18/09/2020 10:37

@Frownette, I think my issues is more a MN one but I cant be sure. My lap top is also playing silly buggers on me too , parts of the text keeps on disappearing and despite the great help of another MNer I can not figure out what is wrong
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/geeky_stuff/4021784-Strange-text-display .

Anyway . . . . .

its a nice day up here so I think I will grab a brew and go and sit in the garden and talk to the kitten bees

mog. . . MOG . . . @mogloveseggs are you ok you look a little ummm dazed , have a coffee .

MinnieMountain · 18/09/2020 12:51

@mogloveseggs have a cheese toastie. They soak everything up.

I've just had an actual one for lunch (with ham is food of the gods @AlCalavicci but we're trying to eat less meat).

I'm glad the kitten bees will be warm enough.

NoGravyForYou · 18/09/2020 16:18

Here to give you your afternoon top up @mogloveseggs! Fernando has made one of those porn star martini trees I keep seeing on Instagram!

mogloveseggs · 18/09/2020 19:25

Hello sorry! Work then cricket practise!
Thanks for the cocktails they were delicious and rather strong Grin
What's a pornstar martini tree? I'm off to google. I have visions of a big tree that grows them in Fruit like baubles!

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