If your username was a TV show/movie , what would be the plot?

[WomenHour]

Or the premise

Mine would be women issues for a hour.

One of the Christopher Brookmyre novels with me as lead character. Ideally Be My Enemy, which has a team building course turn into murder...

Naked woman rides through a city. And is arrested yet again. Happens daily.

All about a young man who would like to go out but his bicycle has a puncture and he doesn't have a stitch to wear.