If your username was a TV show/movie , what would be the plot?

[WomenHour]

Or the premise

Mine would be women issues for a hour.

An alternate programme to Mr Tumble where the mums tell all the kids to bugger off and play and give them some peace so they can drink coffee.

Baking Scottish goods!

Mine would be an Avengers/Bake Off mash up, with the Hulk, Tony Stark, Thor and Spiderman creating traditional English puddings, while Black Widow and Captain America critique them.

I really want to see this show!

Someone who never buys cigarettes but always ask for other peoples.

Reality show where contestants race to be the first to visit 80 countries

It's a robot made of chocolate. The possibilities are endless, unless, of course, there is another heatwave!

A tv game show, where people compete to get an investor to back their business proposals.

Mine sounds like a cop show set on the mean streets of some US city.

Mine already is from a show/book. Under the dome.

Spanish show about cakes, chocolate ones with sprinkles. The great Spanish bake off maybe

The story of an alcoholic !

A wood nymph coming of age story featuring Monty Don

I probably shouldn't say

That's easy it would be called Dark and it would be a German Netflix Series about Time Travel as that is literally were I got the name from!

Gene Hunt prequel

A cheap “Day of the Triffids” rip off, where people are preyed on by huge, ambulatory, carnivorous Swiss cheese plants.

Aliens!!

Stomach bug

@SuddenArborealStop

Jed Bartlet cycling into a tree

Do wish I could like this!

London landlady develops lust for Brian, the artistic tenant in her basement flat. He once slept with her to cover a missing rent and she's been pining for him ever since. She always greets him with a long drawn out "haloooo Brian"

A sci-fi movie about a quantum physicist who discovers the true and terrifying nature of reality.

Newt and Tina getting a divorce. Sounds boring as all hell

A truly disturbing movie featuring a slomo shot sequence of a beverage spilling over a non washable cream sofa cover.
While the heroine clasps her hands to her face and screams pitifully “O no not the sofa” before falling to her knees sobbing.

A Norwegian drama about the arctic melting due to climate change, with everyone complaining that it's far too hot.