Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Helicopter. Always arrive in style.

Why do bees and wasps like coming inside my house?

Your house reminds them of their nests.

Why do flies like coming inside my house?

They want to be friends with your pets

Why are teeth white?

Because white goes with everything.

Why is my cat yowling at me?

It's pretending to sing karaoke, and wants you to join in.

Why won't the doctors surgery bloody ring me back?

Because they know that all you need is a couple of paracetamol.

Why aren't pull-up nappies labelled front and back. Serious question: poonami

Because no-one is bringing back one of the old 'names' of the high street, which used to label their items clearly C&A

Why do men's nostrils get hairier with age?

Because they sniff fertiliser/compost (it's the new snuff)

What's the craziest thing that may happen next year?

One day we wake up and the great pandemic is gone and we are left wondering if it was all a dream.

Where will you be in 5 years?

Timbuktu

When will this argument on my volunteering group chat end?

Three weeks on Tuesday ,what shall I have for tea ?

Not the 32nd of February. But only if the moon is waning.

What shall I do this weekend when the DDs and DH go camping?

Go camping yourself!

What's the time, Mr(s) Wolf?

Time for a glass of milk and a biscuit

What is the best swimming stroke?

The butterfly effect stroke.

Should I take the car to work or public transport?

Hire a private jet. Best of both worlds!

Will there be any food left in the supermarket if I go now?

Yes but only Tuna in oil,and carrots ,Is say yes to the dress really shite ?

No it’s vest and pants.

What can i clean next?

The parsons nose

How long will it take to drive 2 miles tomorrow morning?

4 hours cos you will be going backwards

Why does it only rain when I have gone out without my coat

Because God thinks you need a wash.

Why does teenage DD keep pinching my make up? (Although she's got loads herself)

It’s not her, it’s an alien from another dimension being allowed access everytime you open your bathroom cabinet.

What do others say to each other?

Something or other!

What was the week that was?

The week before Covid.

Does the Queen ever look in the mirror & say "Wow, I can't believe I'm the Queen" & then pinch herself as she still can't quite believe it?

No as she has Philip there to remind her all the time.

Should a bit a Eufy mop ( I have a vac )