Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 2

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To answer the most recent question...

What to do to stop procrastinating?

Take a nap. Keep procrastinating until it gets boring.

And my next question is...

How long will it take for this thread to fill up?

Because humans are naturally nocturnal!

What is orange juice made out of?

Orange crayons blended with apple juice.

Will I get to work before my colleague...?

Your colleague has been diverted via Moscow due to leaves on the line.

Shall I get out of bed?

Yes immediately, you left the oven on.

What shall I have for breakfast?

The plumber that came round to fix the tap.

What is the meaning of life?

It's how my parrot pronounces life.

How many coffees should I have this morning?

*whoops

It's how my parrot pronounces laugh!!

Off for a large coffee..............

You should have 4 coffees each with a. Extra shot.
Should I get up this morning?

No you should stay in bed for the foreseeable future,where's this heatwave I have been promised?

In Greenland. the polar bears are very worried.

What unwanted substitutions will I get in my food delivery due today?

Eggs, oil and vinegar instead of mayonnaise.

How to prevent a sunburn?

Go out at night and get moon burn , it's the only antidote.

Should I have a bath

A mud bath would be best

Where are all my teaspoons?

The dog ate them. You may be able to recover them but you will need a supply of extra large poo bags.

Which country is next on the quarantine list?

At a party to meet single socks

Why do biros only leak in inconvenient places?

Thomas land for quarantine. As for the biros, they like to make their presence known.

Why am I so tired?

Because you took a tired pill.

Why is my dog staring at me?

Because you have ink all over your face,Shall I have a take away tonight ?

It's saturday. It's the law.

What shall I watch tonight?

The live feed on the policy meetings of the Fisheries Department. In Swahili.

What question should I ask next?

"What question should I ask next?"

What's the worst that can happen if I don't read the manual?

Nothing. You are above manuals. You don't need them they need you.

Why do I feel like a sloth today?

Boris Johnson will knock on your door & propose marriage as it's the only we can secure a trade deal with anyone & anything.
So unfortunately you'll have to do your bit for the country or we'll have to join Canada & become it's newest province..............on second thoughts refuse Boris as Canada is a much better offer.

How many parties will there be this weekend?

Boris Johnson will knock on your door & propose marriage as it's the only we can secure a trade deal with anyone & anything.
So unfortunately you'll have to do your bit for the country or we'll have to join Canada & become it's newest province..............on second thoughts refuse Boris as Canada is a much better offer.

You feel like a sloth because you are still reeling from your drunken snog with Jacob Rees-Mog at the Houses of Parliament Prohibition party last night.

How many parties will there be in England this weekend?