Your very own personalised conspiracy theory generator

[JesusInTheCabbageVan]

"Lockdown is a government conspiracy to:"

[The month you were born in]

[First letter of the last thing you ate]

"I heard it from: [last thing you saw capable of generating unreliable information]"

1. Control
2. Renew
3. Brainwash
4. Microchip
5. Automate
6. Upgrade
7. Weaponise
8. Reprogram
9. Accept [x] as our new overlord(s)

10.Indoctrinate 11.Monitor and track 12. Replace the batteries in

A.Wasps
B.The population
C.Cats
D. Trees
E. Donald Trump
F. Mumsnetters
G. Nits
H. McDonalds
I. The last actor you fancied
J. Nanas
K. Essex
L. Batman
M. Ducks
N. Eyebrows
O. Dolphins
P. Hipsters
Q. The moon
R. Chuggers
S. Toddlers
T. You
U. Stephen Fry
V. Next door's dog
W. Newts
X. Sparrows
Y. Ghosts
Z. Margate

Accept as our new overloads..... hipsters.

Noooo. I detest hipsters.

Control chuggers. I heard it from my 3 year old.

Monitor and attack toddlers!

Automate nits. I saw it on the BBC news website.

Reprogram you

🤣

Oh and I heard it from exam results algorithms

Microchip cats

@Goyle 😂

Some of these are hilarious