"Lockdown is a government conspiracy to:"
[The month you were born in]
[First letter of the last thing you ate]
"I heard it from: [last thing you saw capable of generating unreliable information]"
- Control
- Renew
- Brainwash
- Microchip
- Automate
- Upgrade
- Weaponise
- Reprogram
- Accept [x] as our new overlord(s)
10.Indoctrinate
11.Monitor and track
12. Replace the batteries in
A.Wasps
B.The population
C.Cats
D. Trees
E. Donald Trump
F. Mumsnetters
G. Nits
H. McDonalds
I. The last actor you fancied
J. Nanas
K. Essex
L. Batman
M. Ducks
N. Eyebrows
O. Dolphins
P. Hipsters
Q. The moon
R. Chuggers
S. Toddlers
T. You
U. Stephen Fry
V. Next door's dog
W. Newts
X. Sparrows
Y. Ghosts
Z. Margate
