things that give you the rage when it's hot

[toastmeahotcrossbun]

..apart from being f*in too hot of course

I get irrationally annoyed when weather forecasters say 'The mercury reached...'

When dh breathes

The air.
Other people.
Not having any soleros left.
The sick feeling I have from eating too many soleros.

Having to move.

Trying to sleep.

People reminding me that Soleros exist and I don’t have any.

When dh breathes

Palavah have you thought of mixing it up with say Magnums or an ice pop?

Feeling sweat trickling down my back. Makes me murderous.

Quite like it when working out in the gym mind .

my hair! i have hair to my waist and every time it’s hot i feel like getting the scissors out and chopping it all off. especially at night time!

Suncream in the eyes

My husband!

Everything!

But at the moment thunderbugs are driving me insane. They are making me feel murderous.
I thought they only lasted a couple of days but they are never ending lately

DH, children and cats standing between me and wherever I need to move to. Just move!

Every.Fucking.Thing.
I am the most irritable person in the world when it's too hot. I do not come across as the usually pleasant person I am

Breastfeeding.
Suddenly very keen to wean my hot blooded baby.

Everything.

Washing my hair...I need to blow dry and straighten it. It's actual torture

Everyone moaning sbout the heat as if they were living in Death Valley.

Fabric. Anything fabric.

Sitting on my fabric sofa, lying on my fabric bed, wearing my fabric clothes ... Nothing made of fabric should touch me when it's hot.

People sitting outside into the wee small hours playing music and shrieking with laughter.

Being 32 weeks pregnant and every single person that I see or speak to asking me how I'm coping in this heat. Yes not very fucking well, thanks for asking though!

Adults, all of them.
Children, esp other people's.
Having to eat.
Getting out of the shower and feeling like you need to get back in.
Dog fur that needs to be cleaning up.
Going to work.
Coming home from work.

I'm a seriously grumpy human being in this type of heat.

Media seem to report it as if it is the second coming... that we have sun.

It's not, it's sweaty, squinting, sleeplessness, shower twice a day weather.
For me anyway

I'm thinking about mixing it with gin, does that count?

My son touching me with his hands on my bare legs just as he’s eaten a packet of mini cheddars

Getting out of the shower and never actually getting properly dry because the sweat immediately starts pouring off me.

I am thoroughly fed up of being damp.

Cooking
My children