things that give you the rage when it's hot

[toastmeahotcrossbun]

..apart from being f*in too hot of course

I get irrationally annoyed when weather forecasters say 'The mercury reached...'

Flies
Coming in windows on shady side of house.
Chocolate in cupboards going white.
Butter melting if left out by mistake.
Anyone who says ‘lovely weather’ or ‘what a beautiful day’ - this at any temp in this country over about 82.
The fact that at certain temps ice cream is no longer refreshing but just too heavy.

Shitty buzzing insects, twatty tourists EVERYWHERE, boiling hot car, trying to keep guinea pigs cool, soaking wet underboobs and zero energy to do anything.

Jealous of all who can go out in full heat and spend time outdoors without looking like a sweaty, red mess.

Under boob sweat.

The media portraying that there’s a heatwave across the UK when it’s actually just the south 😢

My teens not answering the door to Amazon bringing The Powerful Fan, because they didn't hear the bell due to having headphones on

Fucking everything. Especially anything within 30cm of me.

LadyCatStark I'm in North Yorkshire and it's 31 degrees. Maybe not as hot as the South East, but still about ten degrees too hot for me!

Yes, underboob sweat, itchy, driving me crazy.
Also, if i lie down on the sofa with the fan pointing at me, it's cooler but the noise of it is really irritating.
My usual overheating treatment is to find a nice shopping mall with aircon and hang out for the day there, but that's no fun wearing a mask.
I feel as if my life is on hold, first Covid and now I can't do anything because of the heat. Then it'll be September and back to work.

Bring peri menopausal I'm hot anyway.
Now I'm hotter.
With hot feet. I hate hot feet.
Why do feet get hotter lying down and not in use?!
Just why?

The world’s largest spider falling in through the wide open skylight as I walked up the stairs to bed and falling on my face. ON MY FACE. All 14cm legspan of it.

What about Scotland, is the weather bearable there, are they accepting tourists, and are there loads of midges? I feel it might be a good place to go right now.

Everything. Ugh. So HOT

Having sweaty underboobs

All the fucking mosquito bites and their fucking itchiness!!

Men actually anyone in manky, stained vest tops.

The feeling of suncream on my skin

Having a shower to freshen up and cool off, only to be drenched in moisture again and feeling yuk :(

When the weather forecast promises a good downpour and or thunderstorm to help clear the air and it doesn't happen!

People complaining about the heat. We've just spent the weekend with someone who doesn't enjoy this weather. And she let us all know every 5 minutes! God almighty, it's a few days a year.

My glasses making my nose sweat.
My neighbours hundredth bbq this week.
My fucking hair.

Housework

Relatives who complain about the weather all winter then moan as soon as it's above 25C as well.

cooking dinner and then have everyone say its too hot to eat

When my hair gets to long and my neck gets too hot. More of a problem this year with lockdown, but now fixed.

Everything DH does (apart from opening windows that I can’t reach without getting the step ladder out).

I’m not in the south either, I’m in the East Midlands and the temperature is 29 degrees (my thermometer is in the shade too).

The fact I've booked and paid for an outdoor exercise class tonight.

When my husband or children want to hug me.

Small childrens' bedtime...

The fact my house has too many windows.

Just, urgh.

People having a bonfire so I have to close my windows to keep the smoke out. Fuckers.