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[everywhichway]

Here we go again then.

So, what's your Question?

Dishwasher from my then partner.

Do you pick your nose?

Of course not! Ladies don't do that!

Is this the way to Amarillo?

Yes, it is. Say hi to Marie for me.

Why are you still awake?

a few times but now I've found.

how do you ask people to socially distance from you ?

I'm 32 weeks pregnant so point at the bump and semi-shout "this is a high risk pregnancy, can you get back now please"

What do you think is a reasonable salary to earn at age 40?

You run at them with scissors. Works for me.

Where do farts disappear to?

Getting paid in gin

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Because just like me, they want to be close to you.

Would you like to swing on a star?

Sure I'd give it a go

Do you like sprouts?

Loved?yes definitely
Lost No.there is no one who got away or I have a thing for,no what ifs. I did date someone who was in a band that went on to became famous. They were a great bunch of guys’d and you’d have heard of them (This was before I met my dp)
I met my partner when I was 19. Both lived different cities and both studying. Did the whole LDR thing through uni and actually it was great in that I had best of both worlds, my uni life, and mates and then the excitement of travelling to another city see each other. He moved further away for a job, we still did the travelling LDR. Eventually we moved to same big city and since then been living together. Lived in sin (love tyts expression) and eventually had kids. On paper we are dissimilar. He’s posh. I’m not. He’s got a reserved nice family who have soup spoons, and desert spoons and consider themselves to be well to do. I’m council house huge family, if you could find a spoon You’d be lucky (check it wasn’t used to shuvel out the dog dinner from the can).
Our jobs are v different too
BUT we are ideologically similar regard politics,society, and same taste in theatre,music,galleries.

If you could change one event past or present what would it be, and why?

Taken me almost 3 days for this answer, but it would be to change the first shitty relationship decision I made (getting into a relationship I didn't want, because other people kind of pressured me into it and I was young - 14/15). I wouldn't want to change where I am now or dd, but if I could re/over write a few yrs of shit relationships, without altering my current situation, I would.

What's your favourite drink?

Non-alcoholic: black tea, no sugar.
Alcoholic: Amaretto and lemonade

What colour are your toenails today?

Toe nail coloured ie no polish

What was the name of your first pet and what was it?

Mitzi- a Cocker Spaniel. She is now the first part of my porn name (first pet/ mother's maiden name) and I love being a Mitzi! ( She's the type of woman who wears fluffy, high heeled slippers! Soooo far away from me!).

Will we have a regular, Covid-free Christmas?

I fear not, unfortunately

What's your guilty pleasure music-wise?

Disco!

If you had the opportunity to name a brand new plant such as a new breed of rose what would you name it?

Planteus Massivus/Minisculus (depending on the size)

What is a book that everyone should read?

Raising boys/ Raising girls by Steve Biddulph
On the Origins of Man by Charles Darwin
Trainspotting Irvine Welsh
Pride and Prejudice Jane Austen

An interesting fact you only recently found out?

Stradivarius made guitars as well as violins.

What do you look forward to about Autumn?

Jeans, boots, bamboo socks and my hoodies.

Most irritating person you've ever met?

One of DHs work colleagues.

If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?

Marseille.

What's the one thing you'd never tell your DP?

That I'm an alien.

Why do you think the previous question killed this thread?

All of our DPs are also aliens.

When do you think we will have evidence of life on another planet?