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InsaneInTheViralMembrane · 23/07/2020 19:32

Phew!

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Drivingdownthe101 · 26/07/2020 13:06

@LivinLaVidaLoki

Just watching Harry Potter and the deathly hallows with DS. Have to admit, I like how Voldemort generally wants to kill Harry once school is over. Say what you want about him, he cared about that boys education.
Loving that spin on Harry Potter Grin. Voldemort wasn’t all bad... he understood the importance of schooling.
DominaShantotto · 26/07/2020 13:07

[quote Mascotte]@DominaShantotto phonetics sounds fun 😃[/quote]
It is but it's fucking hard and all the IPA characters with "normal" letters being flipped or reversed are a bloody nightmare with dyslexia! I keep on getting told off for having schwas the wrong way around! It's the fact this is the module we need to get over 60% to pass in that terrifies me!

Bless her - I'm the only one who deferred (my mental health tanked as well as the schools closing so I just had to take the pressure off) and my lecturer recorded and uploaded about a 10 minute video to show me where all her revision stuff and the exam papers were going to be on our uni portal - she is such a sweetheart.

Drivingdownthe101 · 26/07/2020 13:08

Parenting fail here last night... usually put the DD’s to bed at 8ish then my 6 year old reads for 15 mins until I go up and turn her light off.
Well I went down, poured myself a gin and tonic and didn’t think about it again until she pottered downstairs at 11pm having read 2 whole Worst Witch books Grin. She said ‘I wondered why you hadn’t come to switch my light off but thought I’d keep quiet and you wouldn’t notice’ Grin

DominaShantotto · 26/07/2020 13:10

@Drivingdownthe101

Parenting fail here last night... usually put the DD’s to bed at 8ish then my 6 year old reads for 15 mins until I go up and turn her light off. Well I went down, poured myself a gin and tonic and didn’t think about it again until she pottered downstairs at 11pm having read 2 whole Worst Witch books Grin. She said ‘I wondered why you hadn’t come to switch my light off but thought I’d keep quiet and you wouldn’t notice’ Grin
Sounds like my eldest - DH changed their bedding yesterday (cabin beds and he's tall so he can reach) and found 8 fecking books she'd hidden under the duvet for reading when she's pretending to be asleep!
BogRollBOGOF · 26/07/2020 13:16

You've got to credit Voldemort, he did love his school Wink

My retro style My Little Pony pjs are getting grear use. Plus they're my only shorts syle. They were a present a few years back and I've got no idea where they were from.

Drivingdownthe101 · 26/07/2020 13:17

Sounds like my eldest - DH changed their bedding yesterday (cabin beds and he's tall so he can reach) and found 8 fecking books she'd hidden under the duvet for reading when she's pretending to be asleep!

Middle DD hides all sorts of crap in her bed. No idea how she sleeps with it all in there. She’s certainly no princess if she can sleep with an Elsa doll, a wand, 3 books, a box of raisins and a pair of party shoes under her mattress Grin

wanderings · 26/07/2020 13:19

@LivinLaVidaLoki I'm re-reading Harry Potter at the moment. It feels weirdly topical, in that there are a lot of similarities between "the Voldemort crisis" and what is going on right now: the bumbling government, who were at first in denial; leaders who thrive on secrecy (Dumbledore); Harry's own frustration at being told nothing. Also a line from Professor McGonagall in Chamber of Secrets: "The whole point of keeping the school open at a time like this is for you to receive your education: the exams will take place, and I trust you are revising hard."

By the way, I've started a thread here of favourite funny HP moments.

wanderings · 26/07/2020 13:21

Indeed, in the book of Deathly Hallows, Voldemort tells the school at large "I have great respect for the teachers of Hogwarts". I can't remember if he says that in the film.

LivinLaVidaLoki · 26/07/2020 13:22

[quote wanderings]@LivinLaVidaLoki I'm re-reading Harry Potter at the moment. It feels weirdly topical, in that there are a lot of similarities between "the Voldemort crisis" and what is going on right now: the bumbling government, who were at first in denial; leaders who thrive on secrecy (Dumbledore); Harry's own frustration at being told nothing. Also a line from Professor McGonagall in Chamber of Secrets: "The whole point of keeping the school open at a time like this is for you to receive your education: the exams will take place, and I trust you are revising hard."

By the way, I've started a thread here of favourite funny HP moments.[/quote]
I'd never thought of that before.
Thanks!

I only read it last summer as DS wanted us to read it together. Its been completely off my radar before that. Not too proud to admit, I really enjoyed them.

BakewellTarts · 26/07/2020 13:27

Hello my lovelies. Checking in after a lovely restorative week in Derbyshire. I miss my home county. Weather distictly mixed but there's no such thing as bad weather just poor clothing. Did my favourite walks all of which were lovely and quiet. Hows everyone here?

BakewellTarts · 26/07/2020 13:29

We are rereading Harry Potter too. DD2 is a huge fan. I'd forgotten how much fun the books were.

IAintentDead · 26/07/2020 13:29

@Drivingdownthe101

Parenting fail here last night... usually put the DD’s to bed at 8ish then my 6 year old reads for 15 mins until I go up and turn her light off. Well I went down, poured myself a gin and tonic and didn’t think about it again until she pottered downstairs at 11pm having read 2 whole Worst Witch books Grin. She said ‘I wondered why you hadn’t come to switch my light off but thought I’d keep quiet and you wouldn’t notice’ Grin
That's exactly what my daughter would have done.

She can sleep for England as an adult but would survive on nothing as a kid

BogRollBOGOF · 26/07/2020 13:30

It's easing now the nights are past their peak lightness, but my DCs are definitely night owls anyway. With having had no incentive to get them up in the morning for over 4 months, they've been going to sleep past sunset and it's been one of those battles that just hasn't seemed worthwhile. By late August, sun set will be a more sensible time to train them to a more conventional body clock.

Shameful confession time, I haven't done much reading with the DCs, especiallyrecently. DS1 does read independently, albeit a limited repetoire of what he likes. DS2 is more reluctant. I think it is just thatconstant, relentless contact with eachother, my general decline in attention span, loss of meaningful routine driven by anything external and picking my battles. Plus it's now 5 years since DS1started school and with his dyslexia, it's been a slog (plus nearly 9 years since we started the bedtime read routine). I was feeling pretty stale about bedtime reading anyway. Hopefully a change of dynamic come September will refresh that.

I was a proper Matilda about learning to read. It's been very alien having a severely dyslexic child and a reluctant reader.

wanderings · 26/07/2020 13:31

If anyone feels like dipping into Harry Potter at the moment, rather than reading the whole series, read the first chapter of "Half Blood Prince": it's a superbly funny scene between the minister of magic, and the Muggle prime minister, who finds himself having to deal with Dementors: invisible creatures spreading fear and gloom among his voters.

BakewellTarts · 26/07/2020 13:32

@Drivingdownthe101

Sounds like my eldest - DH changed their bedding yesterday (cabin beds and he's tall so he can reach) and found 8 fecking books she'd hidden under the duvet for reading when she's pretending to be asleep!

Middle DD hides all sorts of crap in her bed. No idea how she sleeps with it all in there. She’s certainly no princess if she can sleep with an Elsa doll, a wand, 3 books, a box of raisins and a pair of party shoes under her mattress Grin

My DDs are both like this although their beds are mostly filled up with soft toys. I used to hide books under the pillow too and a torch. I don't know what I was thinking I'm sure my mum knew I was often reading through the night...
InsaneInTheViralMembrane · 26/07/2020 13:34

It was with much trepidation I typed in the words “shaved dog bum” into google - and I’m getting nowhere.

There are some disturbing rabbit holes you can fall down - but I’m finding it hard to believe only heart donut bum photo exists.

People are weird. Of COURSE there are more donut bum dogs out there.

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Drivingdownthe101 · 26/07/2020 13:37

@InsaneInTheViralMembrane

It was with much trepidation I typed in the words “shaved dog bum” into google - and I’m getting nowhere.

There are some disturbing rabbit holes you can fall down - but I’m finding it hard to believe only heart donut bum photo exists.

People are weird. Of COURSE there are more donut bum dogs out there.

I dunno, but I found this Grin
Commando AD awareness for donut bum dogs
InsaneInTheViralMembrane · 26/07/2020 13:42

😁 this is an old, old link but never fails to make me howl.

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2529806/amp/Extreme-dog-styling-sees-poodles-coiffed-Bart-Simpson-Japanese-geisha-Batman-creative-pet-grooming-world-championships.html

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InsaneInTheViralMembrane · 26/07/2020 13:45

And for those who’ll only read the grauniad

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/gallery/2013/jun/18/dog-grooming-competition-in-pictures

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Drivingdownthe101 · 26/07/2020 13:45

[quote InsaneInTheViralMembrane]😁 this is an old, old link but never fails to make me howl.

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2529806/amp/Extreme-dog-styling-sees-poodles-coiffed-Bart-Simpson-Japanese-geisha-Batman-creative-pet-grooming-world-championships.html[/quote]
Brilliant Grin

Pleasedontdothat · 26/07/2020 13:48

@DominaShantotto

Might need to get DD2 to a doctors in the morning - she's been bitten to fuck by bitey things (obviously inherits my "bloody tasty" gene) and has reacted quite nastily to one - it's very hot and red- we've given her anti histhamines to bring the redness down which is starting to work

This is one of my areas of expertise (hard win after many many years of being the go-to meal for any passing biting insect and then passing on my genes to ds1... anti-histamines plus hydrocortisone cream plus oat wash (basically soak some oats in water, put them in a flannel and bathe affected area), then if it’s one of the really bad ones and starts spreading - anything which is much larger than a 50p piece or which starts tracking up the affected limb, go straight to A&E (in normal times you’d get a same-day appointment with your GP but ... Covid ...)

Hope it gets better quickly

Mascotte · 26/07/2020 13:52

Help! AIBU? I’ve arrived home after a really long drive after holiday aborted and there are two cars parked in my drive. I susiectvtheyve been left after a neighbour’s party, but am feeling really fucked off I can’t just get parked and unloaded in my own fucking drive. They knew I was away but I was due back today ...

Drivingdownthe101 · 26/07/2020 13:53

@Mascotte

Help! AIBU? I’ve arrived home after a really long drive after holiday aborted and there are two cars parked in my drive. I susiectvtheyve been left after a neighbour’s party, but am feeling really fucked off I can’t just get parked and unloaded in my own fucking drive. They knew I was away but I was due back today ...
Cheeky feckers.
thenightsky · 26/07/2020 13:57

@Mascotte

Help! AIBU? I’ve arrived home after a really long drive after holiday aborted and there are two cars parked in my drive. I susiectvtheyve been left after a neighbour’s party, but am feeling really fucked off I can’t just get parked and unloaded in my own fucking drive. They knew I was away but I was due back today ...
Block em in.
BogRollBOGOF · 26/07/2020 13:59

@Mascotte

Help! AIBU? I’ve arrived home after a really long drive after holiday aborted and there are two cars parked in my drive. I susiectvtheyve been left after a neighbour’s party, but am feeling really fucked off I can’t just get parked and unloaded in my own fucking drive. They knew I was away but I was due back today ...
Diagram please!

Cheeky b'stards! Angry