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Anyone else a sexual magnet like me?

58 replies

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 15/07/2020 13:18

Dc informed me that there is a new zodiac sign, which I am now apparently.
I find the new sign character traits far more interesting than my old one.
I'm off to Sainsbury's to test out my magnetism.

OP posts:
Norma27 · 15/07/2020 13:29

I am the new sign too. Are we now sex magnets then? Sounds fun! I have been to Aldi today and didn't attract many people tho.

LemonPeonies · 15/07/2020 13:42

Me too! Grin

SummerHouse · 15/07/2020 13:46

I don't really understand but I was strangely and inexplicably drawn to your post op.

Just keep away from the Impulse body spray. The results could be catastrophic.

Ghostlyglow · 15/07/2020 14:18

Apparently I'm a Libra now. I don't want to be Angry

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 15/07/2020 14:34

I'm now a Pisces. I don't want to be

LillianBland · 15/07/2020 14:36

@EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall

I'm now a Pisces. I don't want to be
I’m still a Pisces and we’re fabulous. 😁
JonHammIsMyJamm · 15/07/2020 14:39

Well, I wish I’d never clicked this thread. My sign has also changed.

MsPants · 15/07/2020 14:41

My sign has stayed the same. I'm very disappointed.

titchy · 15/07/2020 14:44

I'm now a Virgo ShockShock Waaaaah I wanna be a Libra again.

TheMarzipanDildo · 15/07/2020 14:48

I’ve gone from being a shy sexually repressed workaholic perfectionist to someone arrogant, lazy, sexually adventurous and with Kanye level confidence overnight!

BurtsBeesKnees · 15/07/2020 14:51

Don't be so Pisces phobic

SmilesAreFree2020 · 15/07/2020 14:52

Help- I have no idea what you are talking about @Ihopeyourcakeisshit

I'm nosy - how do I check my sign. I'm usually a Libra..

wowfudge · 15/07/2020 14:52

Me too Ghostly

LillianBland · 15/07/2020 14:53

@BurtsBeesKnees

Don't be so Pisces phobic
I think we should demand a safe space, Burt. The Pisphobicia on here is unreal.
ExtremelyBoldSquirrels · 15/07/2020 14:56

I’m now anally retentive and boring it seems. DH and DS stayed the same though.

EssentialHummus · 15/07/2020 14:56

Ooh, me too! That's livened up my afternoon. Thanks OP Grin.

INeedNewShoes · 15/07/2020 15:00

Wow! I don't really believe in this stuff (maybe because I didn't fit my star sign) but bloody hell I fit my new star sign pretty much perfectly! Now Virgo instead of Libra.

Now I can blame my star sign for my frankness...

nuclear.ucdavis.edu/~rpicha/personal/astrology/

TinkersRucksack · 15/07/2020 15:01

I'm now a Scorpio. But then I've always been a petty sulking bitch so it all makes sense now.

That, and my smouldering non stop sexiness obviously

SmilesAreFree2020 · 15/07/2020 15:04

Oh no - same star sign and still wrong. How disappointing.

ProseccoBubbleFantasies · 15/07/2020 15:05

I've become a pisces.

I'm sooooo not a piscels

hollieberrie · 15/07/2020 15:07

I'm now a Pisces and delighted. I never really felt like an Aries. Pisces is sooooo much more me Grin

Oxyiz · 15/07/2020 15:09

Wow, I wonder how this makes you feel if you've built your life around this stuff!

whatsthatnow74 · 15/07/2020 15:10

I'm now a Leo, was a Virgo (and have always been very much Virgoan in nature, not that I believe in it, just weirdly accurate in terms of my character traits...!!). Hmm, it's almost as if the whole thing's a load of shit that can be changed on a whim... :)

RuffleCrow · 15/07/2020 15:12

I'm now a Pisces and feel like my true identity is finally being validated. Thank God! I always assumed I was just a crap Aries.

MooseBeTimeForSummer · 15/07/2020 15:18

I’m now a Sagittarius and quite happy with that! DH moves from Aquarius to Capricorn and that describes him perfectly.

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