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Anyone else a sexual magnet like me?

58 replies

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 15/07/2020 13:18

Dc informed me that there is a new zodiac sign, which I am now apparently.
I find the new sign character traits far more interesting than my old one.
I'm off to Sainsbury's to test out my magnetism.

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INeedNewShoes · 15/07/2020 15:22

I've just realised that this shift puts DSis and I in the same star sign.

We are so different in our personalities. I think she would agree with that statement! We have had very different approaches to things and outlooks on things from a very young age.

Mind you, occasionally I do catch myself realising that we've got more in common than is immediately obvious.

GreyGardens88 · 15/07/2020 15:23

Apparently I'm now an Aries

Aries traits. Strengths: Courageous, determined, confident, enthusiastic, optimistic, honest, passionate

I'm literally none of these things, I think it's a load old tosh

slipperywhensparticus · 15/07/2020 15:26

I'm giving nasa the bird and staying as i am they didn't create the zodiac they dont get to rewrite it "because this is what the babylonians clearly thought"

DullDullWeather · 15/07/2020 15:26

Hahaa
My youngest son is now the new starsign

I am now Pisces (apparently) instead of Aries as is DS1 . DS2 is still a Leo but now my DD is also Leo (formerly Virgo).

FamBae · 15/07/2020 15:27

I'm now an Ophiuchus, I probably relate to most of the traits though I'm not at all short tempered, and my magnetism if ever there was any must have fizzled out. I'm a terrible procrastinator and should be doing a multitude of things before trawling through MN Grin

DullDullWeather · 15/07/2020 15:27

@GreyGardens88

Don't worry , I have most of those Aries traits (Aries) and refuse to believe I am a Pisces now.

DullDullWeather · 15/07/2020 15:28

Though I am not Optimistic (quite the opposite) and not overly confident

Bluemoooon · 15/07/2020 15:31

Tragic! All those people given the wrong futures all this time !!

HaudMaDug · 15/07/2020 15:32

I'm now a Taurus. My Gemini twin will be mighty pissed off at being made homeless.
I'll embrace my "money calm bull ness" as it probably suits the chilled out me more than having a split personality.

romeolovedjulliet · 15/07/2020 15:39

it's fun as long as no one takes this seriously we're going to be fine Smile

Fatted · 15/07/2020 15:41

I'll just leave this article from 2016 here

www.newscientist.com/article/2107207-no-nasa-hasnt-changed-the-zodiac-signs-or-added-a-new-one/

TLDR it's 3000 years old, not new and a load of crap.

YouCantBeSadHoldingACupcake · 15/07/2020 15:41

I'm now cancer Sad I miss being a Leo

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 15/07/2020 15:47

Fatted, we don't want any scientific literature nonsense being thrown our way.
Some of us wish to bask in our new found sexual magnetism and other fripperies. Away with your good sense Wink

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purrswhileheeats · 15/07/2020 15:48

No fucking way am I a Virgo now! 😱 We Libras might be gullible but I'm not believing that nonsense Shock

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gluteustothemaximus · 15/07/2020 15:53

I'm now a Sagittarius, but I think I might still identify as a Capricorn Grin

teraculum29 · 15/07/2020 16:01

As someone mentioned earlier its a old news

"For the first time in 3,000 years, they've decided to update the astrological signs. ... To further confuse things, there is now a new, 13th sign, called Ophiuchus, which those born between November 29 and December 17 are lucky enough to have to learn to pronounce.” 27 Sep 2016"

MysweetAudrina · 15/07/2020 16:06

Shit does that mean all the advice I have been following on a daily basis for the last 30 years was meant for someone else?

Achangeagain1 · 15/07/2020 16:14

Ooh I always did think I was a rubbish Virgo! I’m now a Leo - 🦁

feelingthefearbutnotdoingit · 15/07/2020 16:18

I'm actually a bit upset by this. Seriously!! I fit my previous starsign perfectly.

WhatifIfeellikeacat · 15/07/2020 16:19

I like my old one. The new one is totally not like me.

WhatifIfeellikeacat · 15/07/2020 16:22

What do you think of this 1969 horoscope? Horrible, yeah? Grin

Anyone else a sexual magnet like me?
BelleHathor · 15/07/2020 16:23

Nope! Love Leo's but am electing to stay part of the Virgo Gang (4Ever) ♍

Chuly · 15/07/2020 16:24

I've always thought astrology was a load of old bollocks, but now I know that's because I'm Aries, the most suspicious of all the star signs!

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 15/07/2020 16:27

I'm sure being a Pisces is lovely, my sister is (was) one. I'm definitely an Aries though what ever that new thing says!

OLittleTownofBethlehem · 15/07/2020 16:31

I’m so excited to be the new star sign!

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