Anyone else a sexual magnet like me?

[Ihopeyourcakeisshit]

Dc informed me that there is a new zodiac sign, which I am now apparently.
I find the new sign character traits far more interesting than my old one.
I'm off to Sainsbury's to test out my magnetism.

How do you pronounce it though?

There is no way I'm not a Taurus,don't really believe in it like but I am about as Gemini and a Gemini person could be!

@OLittleTownofBethlehem

How do you pronounce it though?

O-few-cus

Nooooo! I refuse to believe I'm no longer a Gemini! Utter rubbish. I demand a government enquiry.

I've gone from an Aries to a Pisces! It all makes so much more sense now, except I still have the raging temper of a ram

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I'm glad it doesn't change anything in the Western world and only mainly in India, because I'm staying a Pisces

Why is this only happening now? Is it just being formalised? While not being 'mainstream knowledge', the thirteenth sign has been around for ages. I already knew I was Ophiuchus rather than Sagittarius (and I'm not even into horoscopes)...

So yes, I, too, am a sexual magnet.