"There’s an announcement on the 21st apparently, however I watched them being asked about it during a sage meeting. One member suggested a wrist band system, whereby your guests wear a coloured wrist band to demonstrate whether they were happy to be hugged, as an example, and if not. So green, yes, hug me, red, stay away you dirty germ ridden bastards."
Or we could just, like, ask, each other if we are ok with hugs etc?
"on the plus side, we know these politicians cant see a world beyond the end of their noses"
If they are wearing their masks correctly they won't be able to see their noses at all.
So sorry that so many on here are feeling panicky. 