Oh masks masks masks. The rest of MN is bizarre beyond words in some places. The irony is that reading all that bollocks (and now being told to by the government is really making me not want to wear a mask now 
I just do not understand particularly the "be prepared to explain yourself disabled people" who the fuck do they think they are?! It's rage and tear inducing in equal measure. Please can I just say, as a mask wearer myself I do not fucking judge ANYONE not wearing one and I certainly don't think they need to fucking justify themselves to anyone else 
I also fucking detest the "you owe it to the clinically extremely vulnerable people as you're literally sadly killing them with your selfishness if you don't wear a mask" Well not in my name as they say. I don't expect people to suffer extreme discomfort on my behalf as I'm not some kind of martyr that expects people to suffer themselves as it's better for me. Why do they always have to turn it into some kind of bizarre top trumps (oh yes where mental health is always always at the bottom)
Also, didn't the government publish a guide helpfully saying you can make masks from old socks? Anyone thinking that the argument of tying an old sock round your face - not now mind, in two weeks time! - is a fabulous strategy needs their bumps felt. I want to ask them if they would be happy with a surgeon operating on them wearing an old sock or T shirt on their face as PPE
Gov - "Here is our strategy - tie an old sock round your face in a couple of weeks time"
General public "Yes I will and I expect anyone not wearing an old sock on their face to justify themselves to me if I see them".
Oh yes on that subject, teens. Teens teens teens. FML as they would say I bundled my hair into a giant quiff this morning as it needs washing 
and DH asked if my hair had been blown backward from the winds caused by all the teenage sighing this morning 