What is your favourite line from a TV or movie?

[RosieLemonade]

This is one of my favourites. I love Mad Men and thought this summed up Don.

Gavin: "That is Geldof at his best."

Smithy: "And don't forget Midgure."

Gavin: "Do you mean Midge Ure?
It's not one word."

Smithy: "I thought it was Midgure...like midgure cheddar."

Gavin and Stacey, Christmas Special.

Loves it, I do.

Also,

"Wheels up in 30"- Hotch, Criminal Minds
"Baby Girl"- Derek Morgan, Criminal Minds

@SenecaFallsRedux

Aunt Fern in Steel Magnolias: "No, I can do anything. Except snakes. I don't have the counter space."

When asked by Ouiser about the Armadillo groom's cake. I don't know why, but that whole scene and that line just crack me up every time.

And when Ouiser gives Drum the ass end of the Armadillo cake he says "Thanks Ouiser nothing like a good piece of ass".

Let's face it practically every line in that film is emminently quotable.

No no, I'm from Iowa: I only work in outer space

Who's queen? (make sure you get the voice right...)
Oh it's a scythe...

#More reliable than a garden strimmer

He's outside...

Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Yes, we are all individuals
I'll bleed on yer!

(I don't often watch films more than once or twice, so can't come up with many)

"Thank you, Ant or Dec!"

'Next time I suggest you stay in a hotel nearer the sea. Preferably in it'.

“Maverick, you big stud - take me to bed or lose me forever....”

....and the West Wing. All of it!

“Face it, lady. We’re younger and faster" as they steal a parking spot
“Face it, girls. I’m older and I have more insurance.” as she rams their car from Fried Green Tomatoes.
Also

Swan!!

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius...

Father Jack

I love my brick!!!!

Oh i thought of another one, not my favourite programme but I love this joke from the big bang theory

Leonard giving relationship advice to sheldon using physics

Leonard:What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?

Sheldon: screwed!

Leonard: there you go

'Well are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?'Is a line we often use when someone is faffing

Megatron one of the best lines ever. The delivery is perfect 👌

"Feared by men and admired by women, Brendan Blake turned from the window and patted Larry, his barely-hominoid milk-fed gimp"

Hey why does Andrew get to stand up? If he stands up, I'll stand up, we'll all stand up - it'll be anarchy- It's out of my hands!

Get busy living or get busy dying
That’s what I do I drink and I know things
Praised be bitch
Don’t be dead Ted
We have debris!

More nervous than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

watching at the moment

"Welcome to Earth"

"Mr President, you did not really think that a wrench cost $30,000"

“But, umm, I don't know, you know, something's, like, crossed over in me and I can't go back, I mean I just couldn't live.”

Thelma (Thelma and Louise)

And from the great Sheldon Cooper...

“It did not kill me when you went to space! Monkeys went to space!”

Fuckity bye, you leaky minge-box

(You called David and Dianne)..'a failed actress and a twat!'
'I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress!'

(Shaun of the dead)

I say "fine", but sometimes this is what I want to say.

@NataliaOsipova

“Maverick, you big stud - take me to bed or lose me forever....”

....and the West Wing. All of it!

Goose, wasn't it?

Four for you Glen coco, you go Glen coco!

Eat shit, Derek - from Step Brothers