What is your favourite line from a TV or movie?

[RosieLemonade]

This is one of my favourites. I love Mad Men and thought this summed up Don.

Antici...........................................................................
................................................................................................................................................................................................................... pation!

From Coronation Street. Hilda is wearing lipstick and Stanley gives her a kiss and he says what's that taste and she replied woman Stanley woman!

Loads but am in between meetings. Here's one:

Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I’m driving the bus.

Jerry: Wow.

George: You’re Batman.

Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I’m fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.

Jerry: You kept making all the stops?

Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell.

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."

Take me to bed or loose me forever

Hello bambinos!
Females?
Friday Night Dinner

Punch it, Chewie!
Star Wars

Have you been to Chekhov’s locker?
Start trek (outtakes)

(All of these regularly used in our family 😁)

The line about Kopernicus calling gets used a lot in our house...😆

"You're about as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo"
Blackadder Goes Forth, the episode where Edmund is accused as the Flanders Pigeon MURDERER!!!

“As god as my witness I’ll never be hungry again!” Gone with the wind
“That’s no moon” Star Wars
“Here’s to stinking kevin!” Time bandits
“With words that cut where teeth can’t bite” company of wolves
“What did you do?” Clash of the Titans, goddesses discussing Zeus
“She’s not wearing a bra!” Witches of eastwick

Get away from her, you bitch.
Aliens

Same film,
Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

No, have you?.

Best film ever.

geordiema77 oft quoted here from that same Blackadder episode, particularly when someone is spouting incomprehensible rubbish:

I'm just a gabbler me, no finesse, no style just readyaimfire.

I carried a watermelon

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave. Penguins

I'm watching you Mike wazawski, always watching. Monsters inc

From Pulp Fiction

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

@Doublevodka there are so many from Phoenix Nights; one of my favourite shows. The other Sammy Snake classic is "That's inflatable filth that is!"

Probably my favourite from film is 'That's no moon.... it's a space station'.

Or about a gazillion from Hunt for the Wilderpeople... probably 'Shit just got real!', or '"Faulkner is cauc-asian" - well, they got that wrong because you're obviously white.'

Here's one I've seen quoted, but I'm not sure where it's from:

"Isn't life complicated?"
"It's not as complicated as the Crystal Maze. Now that is one complicated bastard."

In The Thin Blue Line, Rudolph Walker answering the phone, and speaking in very slowly, and very deadpan:
"Gasforth police station... ooooooh, dear. Well, have you tried calling the kitten's name? Well, how about shaking the branch? Well, how about putting a saucer of milk at the bottom of the tree?"

"On any other day, that would seem strange" - Con Air

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure" Aliens (comes in surprisingly handy in a variety of situations)

"And I know what for. Ten bob per toy, and a fiver for his arse!" - Withnail and I

Too many to mention from the Cornetto Trilogy but an honourable mention to Bill Night talking about a recent zombie bite, "It's OK Barbara, I ran it under a cold tap!"

Ffs, "ten bob per tit"

Majesticaaaal!!!
And Taika Waititi’s priest’s funeral speech. And many more...

Sorry, that was meant for @Eugenes

Blackadder: “Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again'.”

I want you to go into that bag and find my wallet
Which one is it?
It's the one that says bad motherfucker

Tbh I could do loads from pulp fiction I absolutely love the whole film and pretty much know every word.

So many good ones on here - particularly loved ‘Antici...pation!’ and the Monty Python ones.

Yes @hanka I forgot the sermon! The vegetables bit is brilliant.

Napoleon Dynamite has a few classic lines too; ‘Do you think anyone thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night?! Forget about it!’

‘Do the chickens have large talons?’
‘I don’t understand a word you just said.’

Subtle plans are here again 😁
Blackadder has too many good lines!
"Just a wild stab in the dark, which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful"