ooh I'd like to win a hamper!
Years ago I worked for a company that organised magazine competitions. We used to do one where the star letter writer each month won a picnic hamper stuffed with champagne and chocolate biscuits. That's my kind of hamper
. Anyway I was quite lowly and so had to fill and despatch the hampers to the winners.
On one occasion the winner must have lived on a military base, though the address didn't make that clear. Anyway, it arrived unannounced, seemed suspicious so they took it out onto the firing range and blew it up as a precaution. Wicker, biscuits and booze flying in all directions!!! I don't know what the camp boss said when he phoned my boss. My boss was normally a good laugh, but she was rattled. When she called me in to her office, told me what had happened and I fell about laughing, she really didn't see the funny side.
I, on the other hand, still laugh about it now 