Fuck... I must be getting old 🙄

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

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@Isthisfinallyit there’s no harm in switching things up occasionally!

@iklboo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Right, while we’re on the subject, I’ve been wanting to ask for a while - crotchless knickers. I know they’re for sexy time these days, I’ve got that far, but historically I believe they were worn by ladies 150-odd years ago for practicality when going to the loo, ie hiking up a few layers of skirt etc then not having to pull pants down as well. I don’t think I understand them generally. Anyone?

You're 37 op? I'm amazed you're so shocked

But then I read 'with it'

If bought from shein, ordinary lacy knickers along with other stuff and they were all lovely

I bought not if

The quality of the fabric in AS stuff is always horrible - cheap and scratchy. I can’t think of anything less sexy than acrylic in hideous colours. As to the ‘bra-less strap’ - no, just no.....

managedmis what would the kids say these days?

coveredinbees Well, they’re for easy access. I can see some logic there - if you want to straddle your partner whilst fully clothed. Cannot afford the same logic to the bra in question though!

Although the crotchless knickers no good if you’re a person who gets a lot of discharge.

Taking an average of my previous partners - they are either the sort of thing that men buy for their wives on Valentine's Day, or a particularly specialised piece of equipment for carp fishing.

I didn’t have my glasses on and thought it was a bat.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 So funny, thanks for making me LOL. The 'shelf' wouldn't work for me... the lace would vanish in the underboob as I'm not a small girl on top! I guess grand for a bit of fun...if it is a good look on you!!

You'd certainly need a pair of nipple tassels for modesty.

I've never tried nipple tassles...do they stick/clip/clamp on?? Of course I'd wear them even if uncomfortable....for modesty!! 😁

Funniest thread in ages 😂😂😂

DD18 was utterly boggled and had no idea what she was looking at.

She is in for some learning at uni, and not just the academic kind either.

@GrumpyMiddleAgedWoman

Funniest thread in ages 😂😂😂

DD18 was utterly boggled and had no idea what she was looking at.

She is in for some learning at uni, and not just the academic kind either.

😁 I donr believe that for a second. The young ones know waaaaay more than we do about sexy stuff.

@SionnachGlic

I've never tried nipple tassles...do they stick/clip/clamp on?? Of course I'd wear them even if uncomfortable....for modesty!! 😁

Stick them on.(with tape). I think clip-on and clamp on might be more specialist.

I didn’t have my glasses on and thought it was a bat.
😂😂😂 I am still laughing! 😂😂😂