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Fuck... I must be getting old 🙄

68 replies

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/06/2020 20:15

What is this Wine

Fuck... I must be getting old 🙄
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lucysmam · 19/06/2020 20:16

Uncomfortable?

LonginesPrime · 19/06/2020 20:17

The boobies go in the holes.

HTH.

TooTiredTodayOk · 19/06/2020 20:18

A surefire way to get chafed nipples and thrush.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/06/2020 20:18

The wires seem so unnecessary in the context 🤷‍♀️

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iklboo · 19/06/2020 20:20

A man's idea of what women like?
Pole dancing starter kit?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/06/2020 20:21

Yrs, Longines but why bother then. If they’re then they’re out. No need for the back fat chafing.

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MacavityTheDentistsCat · 19/06/2020 20:21

Overpriced for the amount of material.

SamSeabornforPresident · 19/06/2020 20:22

If it's from Shein it's highly unlikely to look like that anyway. Grin

CornedBeef451 · 19/06/2020 20:23

Oh my! I can only imagine the effect of my enormous, saggy boobs dropping sadly over the scraps of material. What could be more sexy?

SamSeabornforPresident · 19/06/2020 20:24

Handy for breastfeeding, mind you.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/06/2020 20:28

The ad showed on my FB. In my time I purchased sexy lingerie but seriously...

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Samtsirch · 19/06/2020 20:51

Looks like an instrument of torture 😆

LonginesPrime · 19/06/2020 20:53

Yrs, Longines but why bother then

Ah, sorry - can't help you there!

Samtsirch · 19/06/2020 20:53

@CornedBeef451
🤣🤣🤣

2beautifulbabs · 19/06/2020 20:55

Ohh dear that would look awful on me and far from the desired sexy look my boobs would be sagging down to my knees not perky looking 🤣

Imissmoominmama · 19/06/2020 20:56

Unnecessary 🍷

Mumoblue · 19/06/2020 20:58

Cold titties.

Plus it's lace. I always find lace terribly uncomfortable.
Clearly more designed towards the viewer than the wearer.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/06/2020 21:00

Are there any 20 year olds on here? Can they confirm if it’s the done thing these day?

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motorcyclenumptiness · 19/06/2020 21:09

Bunting?

reinacorriendo · 19/06/2020 21:12

I didn’t have my glasses on and thought it was a bat

I’ve had 2 babies both breast fed, lost 7 stone, it’s a no from me unless I get a miracle Grin

hadtojoin · 19/06/2020 21:14

@motorcyclenumptiness

Bunting?
lol, wonderful comment.
BooseysMom · 19/06/2020 21:16

i didn’t have my glasses on and thought it was a bat.

🤣 🤣🤣

PicsInRed · 19/06/2020 21:16

That ugly dress from H&M looks much more comfortable.

VenusTiger · 19/06/2020 21:24

That sort of stuff was around when I was 20, (18yrs ago) but you had to look for it, or go to Ann Summers type places - the fact it's sold in a regular clothing line and it's shoved into your FB timeline says it all really doesn't it - cheap! Where's the mystery gone.... yep, we're getting old.

GrumpyHoonMain · 19/06/2020 21:26

It’s a shelf bra. It can often be the only way some large breasted women can wear a bra (along with some pads and sticky tape).