Fuck... I must be getting old 🙄

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

What is this

@motorcyclenumptiness

Bunting?

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In the interests of research DrinkFeckGirls I asked my 22 yr old dd. She just looked and said “you’re on mn again aren’t you? There’s no need Linda.” (Not my real name)
Dh said don’t be crazy.

Well they wouldn't stop me from tripping over my tits. How useless.

Having spent the week with a teething toddler, that looks quite practical. Fiddling about with a breastfeeding bra 568 times a day is such a drag.

Lol I bought one of these bras by mistake in the sale. Couldn't figure out why half of it was missing then I realised. Tried it on for a giggle. I would feel utterly ridiculous wearing one with a man. It's literally like putting your boobs on a shelf to be inspected

It's literally like putting your boobs on a shelf to be inspected

It'd be like putting mine on cheese wire and they'd drop off. Hold a pencil under my boobs? I could hold a 2 litre bottle of cola and a toddler under mine.

I just showed DH he pulled a WTF face said pants would be ok tho.

And those are earrings feature above the bra - or super-fancy pasties?

*featured above...

thought it was a bat!
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Tassled Tit Bunting.

That's what it is. Wear it once and once you've extracted the inevitably broken wire from your ribs, it'll look rather like the 35 year old mangled Christmas Tree my mother used to retrieve from the loft every December. So you'll have to get some fairylights to fill in the wonky bits for a second wear.

Thank you OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow. You went above and beyond. However it’s just an anecdote at this point, I think we need more voices 🤔

I have a DD21, I can confirm it’s the kind of thing she would purchase. And she is a very sensible, level headed responsible 21 year old!

I’m 37 btw. Quite “with it”, I thought, although I guess no one says “with it” anymore...

@iklboo

It's literally like putting your boobs on a shelf to be inspected

It'd be like putting mine on cheese wire and they'd drop off. Hold a pencil under my boobs? I could hold a 2 litre bottle of cola and a toddler under mine.

Oh I haven’t actually laughed at anything on MN like that for a long while. Thank you!

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow my DD -19- says Mumsnet is called the prosecco stormfront or something like that-I stopped listening and not at all impressed by the knickers

I bought something similar from Victoria secret recently, it was a quarter cup lace teddy. I am flat chested and it looked awful

I really think it's not for normal wear, it's only for sexy purposes, you put it on just before sexy time. So lack of comfort not a major issue, as you wouldn't wear it for that long.

It’s a definite lack of support.

Sorry to lower the tone even further but I remember (not so fondly) Ann Summers setting up shop opposite the shop I worked in at the time. One lunch break I sidled over and purchased some crotch less knickers to try and rekindle the lust with DP (now ex DP). They didn’t work but at least the scratchy itchy lace wasn’t in contact enough with my fanjo to give me thrush. We all do mad things in our 20s.

The thought of them now show casing my butchers shop window after 3 kids makes me shudder.

@JustC

I really think it's not for normal wear, it's only for sexy purposes, you put it on just before sexy time. So lack of comfort not a major issue, as you wouldn't wear it for that long.

It’s definitely lingerie you wear to dress up for your partner.

I'm 38, but if I had the spare cash, i could see myself buying smth like that. It's cute for a treat once in a while. So dont know if just a 20s thing. Diff strokes and all that 😁

@iklboo

It's literally like putting your boobs on a shelf to be inspected

It'd be like putting mine on cheese wire and they'd drop off. Hold a pencil under my boobs? I could hold a 2 litre bottle of cola and a toddler under mine.

😂😂😂

It’s definitely lingerie you wear to dress up for your partner.

I don't think my DH would appreciate it. Don't most men like to "unpack" the goods or is it just mine?

Shein appears on my feed too. Sometimes the swimwear looks quite nice although never actually bought any. Thing that amazes me most about this site is that people post reviews with pics of themselves wearing the swimwear and lingerie 🙈