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What do you call this plate of food...?

261 replies

Lostinbooksandcoffee · 15/06/2020 12:43

When you have a selection of various foodstuffs? For example:
Crackers, cheese, ham, boiled egg, hummus, crudités, pork pie or sausage roll, grapes.

Basically, a little bit of everything. I've seen it called a 'picky plate' or 'snack plate' on FB etc. I've also seen it mentioned on MN how they detest the saying.

So, I'm just curious what you call this type of meal?

OP posts:
BitchyHen · 15/06/2020 13:20

We say choosing lunch/tea as that's what the dc called it when they were small.

IntermittentParps · 15/06/2020 13:21

Depends on the context. A picnic if you've packed it to take on a picnic (that's a stupid thing to say but you get what I mean!).

At home when I was a kid it might be tea on a day when a big meal was cooked earlier in the day, like Boxing Day. Not sure what we used to call it, if anything, though.

PurplePansy05 · 15/06/2020 13:24

Grazing platter

Crinkle77 · 15/06/2020 13:26

Picky bits.

Simonsaysitschristmas · 15/06/2020 13:26

Picky tea or party tea. If it’s more of a buffet rather than random bits we call it ‘cold cuts’

missyB1 · 15/06/2020 13:28

Buffet in our house.

SebandAlice · 15/06/2020 13:29

Charcuterie

1forAll74 · 15/06/2020 13:29

Pick and Mix stuff!

dobbyssoc · 15/06/2020 13:30

Pick and mix tea

Twistedinknots · 15/06/2020 13:30

Picky Lunch or Picky Dinner it depends on timing!

banivani · 15/06/2020 13:31

@justjessie

Canapés. - pronounced can-apes.

Or

Crudités - pronounced cruddites (like luddites)

Absolutely brilliant! Best answer.
ExpletiveDelighted · 15/06/2020 13:32

Lunch. For lunch in our house this is the default option, anything else would be called by its actual name, eg soup, jacket potato, toasted sandwich. If we were going to have it in the evening it would be tea as opposed to dinner.

giantangryrooster · 15/06/2020 13:33

Charcuterie or tapas plate.

AintNobodyHereButUsKittens · 15/06/2020 13:33

Cold collation or fridge roulette depending on my mood.

BackAwayFatty · 15/06/2020 13:34

Platter, picnic or party food 😂

GreenTulips · 15/06/2020 13:36

Picnic tea

LizzyAnna99 · 15/06/2020 13:36

Ploughman’s lunch :) I miss my granny making me these when I was wee

PrincessHoneysuckle · 15/06/2020 13:38

On one plate for each individual snacky food if on a table then buffet

ExpectTheWorst · 15/06/2020 13:38

I'm in Germany where this is called a "Vesper" (prounounced "fesh-per"), so we call it that! No idea what I'd refer to it in English!

viques · 15/06/2020 13:39

Painless Lunch.

Just had a plate of hummus, freshly grated carrot with newmans dressing, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, baby peppers, sliced fennel, stuffed vine leaves and feta cheese pastries (last two from M and S, thank you M and S).

fourquenelles · 15/06/2020 13:39

Definitely "cold collation".

BarbaraofSeville · 15/06/2020 13:39

I don't have a name for that sort of plate. If forced, I'd describe it as 'some bits from the fridge' as in 'I'm just going to get some bits from the fridge for tea'.

^Canapés. - pronounced can-apes.

Or

Crudités - pronounced cruddites (like luddites)^

I assume that you are being sarcastic/ironic? Because otherwise, that's rather bizarre.

PickAChew · 15/06/2020 13:40

Lunch.

viques · 15/06/2020 13:41

@justjessie

Canapés. - pronounced can-apes.

Or

Crudités - pronounced cruddites (like luddites)

Or horses doovers.
OrlandoInTheWilderness · 15/06/2020 13:42

Bit of cold