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Anti dementors say lockdown can just fucking do one now, we're going for chips.

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SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito · 13/06/2020 22:19

New thread! I think this brings the total to 12?

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InsaneInTheViralMembrane · 14/06/2020 17:44

Re-registered for this thread and gives a secret handshake to Hestershaw...

Lots of PKC people here today - I see Windy Wilson on my dog walks... or at least I did until the kids lost the will to live and refused to get dressed and leave the house. So I’d normally drive 20 miles into Perth for my click & collect... loch leven’s larder sounds lovely. I might risk it... this week I’m planning to accidentally take the wrong turning at Stirling until I get to loch lubnaig where I usually swim - although apparently the residents of Callander are photographing strange cars to send to the police. 🙄

I want a day at lunan bay - picnic and swimming - you could have every single fucking person in tayside and Angus there and there’d still be room for more.

I have been incensed by the link in the Scottish FB group detailing cases per council area. We’re usually under the umbrella of tayside and so lumped in with Dundee which has some specific problems of social deprivation- first time I’d seen figures solely for P&K - clue? Zero.

My dad’s in South Wales and has been fishing illegally at dawn, he wanted to spend the summer stomping over the Cairngorms with his dog and fishing in the Spey.

I haven’t seen my kids since 8:30 as they’ve been out on their bikes with a friend and are now having a BBQ. There’s a street one going on with about 20 tables.

Thought I’d pop in and say hello as the entire village will be dead by morning.

AgentCooper · 14/06/2020 17:53

@SomewhereEast I feel for you. I had PND too (DS is now 2.5) and had clawed my way back to a place of ok-ness, sometimes bad, sometimes good (when it was pretty much never good before). This fucking lockdown is making me visit that place again. Possibly because I’m still breastfeeding DS but now don’t get a break so my hormones are crazy. I’m already on sertraline.

Hope you’re doing ok and this shit ends sooner rather than later!

Mascotte · 14/06/2020 17:57

@gingerbreadslice hula hoop is genius!

Should we return to crinoline skirts to ensure compliance and no fun?

AgentCooper · 14/06/2020 17:58

And chiming in to say the thought of Scottish schools being PT all year is fucking ridiculous. They can’t do that. My DSis is a teacher and says all her colleagues are desperate to get back to normal. Our deaths and infections are ridiculously low now, there will be no justification and folk won’t put up with it.

SomewhereEast · 14/06/2020 18:06

Thanks AgentCooper It is so bloody hard isn't it? At least DH is WFH and has been an absolute legend

NothingIsWrong · 14/06/2020 18:08

@SomewhereEast I'm back on sertraline and beta blockers after coming off late last year after some heavy duty work related anxiety. It's utterly shit. And beta blockers make me feel like I'm outside my own body and looking at a stranger in the middle.

TheGreatWave · 14/06/2020 18:10

insane Welcome, your company was nice for this short time, but if the village is going to go down it may as well be fun.

Orangeblossom78 · 14/06/2020 18:10

Ginger can you take the scooter while DD is at school and bring it back for pick up?

I think we need to develop a stern look, a bit like a teacher type look for these dementors in shops etc. Not quite a glare but a silencing look...

Orangeblossom78 · 14/06/2020 18:12

Yeah I have prozac but been off a year and hoping not to go back on it. It might help I think but not keen after being off. Tried St Johns wort but it is not enough anymore perhaps.

Orangeblossom78 · 14/06/2020 18:13

the residents of Callander are photographing strange cars to send to the police

My every dad lives there! He is an anti dementor too and swims etc when it was not allowed and has outdoor meet ups with the other inmates (sheltered housing)..Grin

Orangeblossom78 · 14/06/2020 18:14

elderly

Waleshasgonecompletelycrazy · 14/06/2020 18:14

@InsaneInTheViralMembrane I’m in South Wales and am considering I taking up fishing as the anglers are having a grand old time. I’m sure it’s not illegal! I came across some gathering with bbqs on my walk today although not many people know the spot!

Khione · 14/06/2020 18:17

I have been on and off ADs for 30 odd years now. I came across this the other day flowneuroscience.com/home/new-home/ and am seriously considering it. Problem is it#s a lot of money if it doesn't work although research (away from their site) does suggest many find it does. It would be worth it if it did. Although I haven't taken ADs for 3 years (longest time off them for over 30 years) since I've retired it's easier to just be low but current times are seriously making me reconsider.

bakingcupcakes · 14/06/2020 18:17

@InsaneInTheViralMembrane My friend is in south wales and he was reported for fishing. He's so rural as well. It's nuts. People just don't have anything better to do.

Waleshasgonecompletelycrazy · 14/06/2020 18:25

It’s definitely legal now canalrivertrust.org.uk/enjoy-the-waterways/safety-on-our-waterways/coronavirus/coronavirus-and-angling

InsaneInTheViralMembrane · 14/06/2020 18:29

orangeblossom perfect! If I get stopped I’ll say I’m doing a welfare check on orange’s dad!

Tbh my dad may well be fishing illegally... he couldn’t buy a license as everywhere was shut - even had to buy his worms online. He’s never been adverse to a little poaching anyway...

I have little sympathy for him - he’s complaining of being bored, walking 30k steps a day, running out of books to read, catching his supper etc. Etc. Meanwhile I’m going more than a little insane and today is the first time in months I’ve spent more than 20 minutes away from the kids. I’m self-employed and if I can’t think, I can’t work.

Can’t believe 3 months ago I washed down the shopping and didn’t handle the post for 3 days. Ffs.

Teateaandmoretea · 14/06/2020 18:32

My friend is in south wales and he was reported for fishing.

🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

justasking111 · 14/06/2020 18:33

My friend has finally come out on FB with this post.

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I’m sick of covid-19. I’m sick of black vs. white. I’m sick of Conservatives vs. Labour. I’m sick of gay vs. straight. I’m sick of Christians vs atheists. I’m REALLY sick of the media. I’m sick of no one being allowed to think what they want & feel what they do without offending someone. I am sick of the nosey ass people who call the cops when anyone does anything they don’t approve of. I am sick of blaming the whole for the sins of a few.
We’re one race—the human race. You want to support Boris ? You do you. It’s your choice. You want to support Starmer? Fine... also your choice! You want to believe in God? Okay, believe in God. You want to believe in magical creatures that fly around & sprinkle fairy dust to make life better? Awesome... you do you.
BUT stop thrusting your beliefs on others & not being able to deal with the fact that they don’t have the same exact mind-set as you. Having our own minds is what makes us all individual and beautiful. If you can’t handle the fact that you may have a friend that has opposing views as you, then you are not any better than the bigots and the racists. I don’t have to agree with everything you believe to be a decent human being & your friend, we don't have to agree with each other to love each other.
Copy and paste if you agree

justasking111 · 14/06/2020 18:36

sorry made a pigs ear of copy and paste

AgentCooper · 14/06/2020 18:38

@Khione that Flow thing looks interesting!

My personal 5 year plan if I don’t feel better is psychedelic therapy. Amazing research being done. www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jun/08/psychedelic-drugs-treat-depression

Orangeblossom78 · 14/06/2020 18:42

I don't like

Copy and paste if you agree

kind of ironic as well after

I don’t have to agree with everything you believe to be a decent human being & your friend, we don't have to agree with each other to love each other.

Hmm
Orangeblossom78 · 14/06/2020 18:44

I quite fancy trying psilocybin / magic mushrooms..there was an article on that in the Times about people in lockdown

and is being investigated for depression too

NothingIsWrong · 14/06/2020 18:47

My best friend and I agree about almost everything apart from one big issue. We just don't talk about it and we get on fine.

HesterShaw1 · 14/06/2020 18:49

Hello Insane, very long time no see Grin

You murdering bastard. Hope you enjoy it!

I have just done my 26352th fun family lockdown quiz. I mean they are really good fun and we laugh a lot, but it's BEYOND ABSURD that they are still going all these many weeks later.

The thought of another bloody Sunday evening on my own is glum. I'm trying not to be and I know there are loads of you who would give their right arm for a bit of solitude. I just want to eat a dinner that isn't a sad meal for one that I have prepared.

OhFuckOffWithTheBubbleBollocks · 14/06/2020 18:52

May I delurk for a bit? Apologies as I've only seen the last couple of threads so may be echoing you all!)

I am probably, and ironically, more towards the Dementory Scale than most of you Blushand even more iconically I'm fucking shielding but by God, I am fucking fed up at the moment with all this bollocks. I am actually trying to shield myself in some ways as I've been ill and I'm quite keen not to die Wink but I don't do blind acceptance of rules at the best of times and the current circumstances are really giving me the rage.

I actually (don't shout!) think lockdown and quarantine etc would have been useful tools - but the key word is would. The total fucking incompetence of the government in seeing this coming, doing fuck all to prepare, letting everything get to the stage where we were always going to have completely avoidable excess deaths - and then shutting everything down is staggering. And everyone is obedient and unquestioning of this strategy!

I genuinely cannot understand why the vast majority of the general public are docilely going along with this closing of the stable door and are just shutting up and doing what they are told. (And God, the judging of other people not doing what they are told. Bloody hell). I really, honestly, do not understand it the mentality of it.

The government are past masters at the "look sideways not up" strategy and they want people to say "Janet from No. 3 is literally risking people's lives by sitting 1.5m away from her DC" not "the government have fucked this up so spectacularly that they have caused needless deaths". And people are going along with it!

I'm sorry (dementory, you'll all scoff) I do believe things like face coverings would have and could have helped IF they were implemented earlier. Making people wear them now (and announcing it with two weeks notice, WTF Hmm) is so horse and stable door-y it makes me cringe.

The likely extension of the shielding and the protect the vulnerable cliches is going to make me angrier but maybe that's another thread. My DC and DH aren't shielding as it's impossible for us as a family (well possible but at too great a sacrifice) but I realise this is personal choice and some people feel differently. I have huge amounts of sympathy for people being told to shield, especially for parents of shielded DC. We are all in a lot of different situations (which is precisely why the blanket DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOME FOR TWELVE WEEKS FROM THE DATE OF THIS LETTER does not work).

For my own feelings, the government advising me to stay at home "for my own protection" combined with their total lack of giving a fuck for my protection before they panicked, makes me feel very angry and frustrated. I have done so much already over the years to prevent my health fucking up my DCs lives, I'm not about to throw that all away and blindly tell them to sit at home, while
I don't question anything or risk assess anything as an adult - whilst being lectured on responsibility by Boris fucking Johnson.

So whilst lots of you probably think I'm a knob for wanting face masks etc Grin I think we have common ground on the feeling that there must be some sedative in the water which is working on the general public. It's truly scary. I actually think we need more outrage but not at people "breaking the rules" Hmm at the people who implemented the rules and their ineptitude.