Urgent request for help!

[Timetospare]

Tipping over the edge, need a non corona virus related distraction. Going slowly and silently bonkers.
Thank you

I'm going bonkers too, only mine is noisily and quickly 😂

How about a story about 'my friend' who drunkenly bought the most disgusting hawiian shirt and a paddling pool from amazon for her boyfriend to make up for the lack of holiday this year, and didnt remember until they showed up at the door? definitely wasnt me, honest

Difficult thank you, has your ‘ friend’ blown it up yet?

Yes, it was 8ft and my, I mean her, garden is tiny. The boyfriend is wandering around in the hideous shirt out of pity, and says he really likes it, but is clearly lying.

It's all going a bit nuts here

What's been your strangest buy during this madness?

My cat would like to show you how he stops the human from working

As a rule our newish dpuppy likes the sea.
Except today when we had to hurry past some rocks as the tide was coming in. Had to carry her... She is 20 kg!! And very long legs!
I should have carried her home - social distancing enforced by a big flailing leg as we passed the ones who think rules do not apply!!
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I think I may be slowly losing the plot too. Watching random stuff on You Tube, and looking at daft stuff on Instagram.

I think the 'ordering stuff online you don't need'phase is on it's way. I want a coffee table for the garden.

i think you win @RunningAwaywiththeCircus are you going to do a Gwyneth and steam your parts?

A laminator, now you’re talking.....
I could use one to do the ‘lady parts’ wipe clean? Instructions for use?

You steam your lady parts? what fresh hell is this. I though the tenth of a second I epilated for was bad....

Windy our little elderly hound is being walked to death at the moment, so leaving that to others,
@Sparklingbrook tell me more about random stuff, that’s what I need

I ordered a water flosser and it came labelled as oral irrigator which sounded a bit.. strange

My random orders include a bee watering station, origami paper and a humane mouse trap.

And two coffee tables for the garden

I’m currently googling trying to find out why one of our garden crows bangs on my bedroom window and yells at me every morning. Any corvid experts here?

(So yes, also going bonkers)

Oral irrigator sounds like a name you would find on a dating app

Random stuff on YouTube-

A lady from America who goes into Dollar Tree and tidies the shelves up. Strangely relaxing.

An american vocal coach called Ken Tamplin who reviews singer and gives singing lessons.

Americans watching and commenting on The Inbetweeners.

Tell me about garden coffee tables @jugglingbeans

@jugglingbeans yes, yes Origami paper is missing from this house!
@Horses4 I had an early Covid dream that conflated Covid and corvids

I love my water flosser. It's multipurpose, flosses teeth/cleans around the bathroom taps/ wakes up lazy teenagers.

coffee table

@Sparklingbrook I think I love you, off now to distract myself with your recommendations
In return I give you this, which I have posted on MN before, ( pearls before swine bowiebranchia.tumblr.com/

Ooh I like that @jugglingbeans

wakes up lazy teenager

I'd need a pressure washer for that