Something really weird just happened...

[Knucklehead101]

Sorry a bit tmi ahead. Lying in bed with dog under the covers (yes I know) daughter was in bed too bit gone to her own bed. Started to feel wet sensation underneath me and discovered sheet soaking wet and so are my pants and jim jams but only from my lower back down to my bottom (not my 'front bottom'). Wet patch is colourless and doesn't smell of anything at all. Wtf has caused that??? No water anywhere near bed. Only wet underneath where I was lying. 99% sure it isnt wee. Am I going mad???

Did you have a bath earlier? Sometimes water can...escape later, I find.

I’d blame it on the dog...

Front bottom?

Did your daughter see and it's just spread to where you are?

Full apologies for use of front bottom. No bath this evening. Dog did look guilty but it was only underneath me..

No, daughter didn't see anything either..

Well, it's unlikely a ghost has come and done a wee in your bed so there must be a sensible explanation...

Yikes, dog has peed I'd put money on, unless you sweat.

@Nearlyalmost50 I am currently favouring the ghost wee theory

Or dog drool?

@Cheeeeislifenow dog has form for wee but wet patch was only under me not him...I do sweat sometimes bit it's usually more boob related and not as much as the veritable puddle that has appeared.

Crikey OP this has the makings of ‘I didn’t know I was pregnant until my waters broke’ story

You didn't realise you are actually pregnant and your waters have gone?

Ha great minds Garlic!

How old is your daughter? Are her PJ bottoms wet? Could your PJs just be wet because you lay in the wet patch??

Not dog wee surely because that stinks...

Have you been asleep? How is your pelvic floor?

How weird. So it doesn’t smell of urine? If it was urine from you or the dog it would smell pretty strong and obvious I would have thought?

Was it definitely dry when you got in?

You haven't led in a wet patch and not noticed?

Did your daughter have a bath earlier? She didn't get in wet before getting her pyjamas on or spill a drink and not say anything?

Butt sweat?

If you pee'd lying down maybe it would all go to the back? Were you drowsy?

You are assuming it's come from where you are and spread. It hasn't, the Dog has weed and it's gone towards you and soaked up your bottoms.

Daughter left her drink with loose top in the bed?

Thank you for your theories! I am 48 so any pregnancy would he a fucking miracle! My daughter is 16 so pretty sure it's not her. Wet patch was only under me. I was trying to watch confusing Netflix film at the time so pretty sure I didnt fall asleep. ...

It can't be wee, you would smell it!