Something really weird just happened...

[Knucklehead101]

Sorry a bit tmi ahead. Lying in bed with dog under the covers (yes I know) daughter was in bed too bit gone to her own bed. Started to feel wet sensation underneath me and discovered sheet soaking wet and so are my pants and jim jams but only from my lower back down to my bottom (not my 'front bottom'). Wet patch is colourless and doesn't smell of anything at all. Wtf has caused that??? No water anywhere near bed. Only wet underneath where I was lying. 99% sure it isnt wee. Am I going mad???

Could it be a cyst that has burst that you didn’t know was there?
Have you had back ache or pain around the area recently

Someone spilled a drink before you got into bed and never let on?

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Ghost wee

Could it have been there before you lay down, but kind of incognito...then when you lay down it soaked through the sheet and made you think you have peed?

This will sound extremely stupid but the exact thing happened to me once and it turned out a (cold) hot water bottle which had been forgotten about and stuffed down the bottom of the bed for ages had burst.

Could you have had a cyst?

@Namechangeapril20 "I went to hospital with an overly sweaty fanny"

Same as @Eckhart - I burst out laughing at this and keep sniggering every time I read it again and imagine this happening. Hands down, the funniest sentence I've read in ages 😅😅

Sorry OP, I'm no help. I can't help but think you'd know if it was pee though. My dog's pee really stinks!

I’d rather it was ghost pee than dog pee tbh.

No advice, but just coming on to say the comments on this thread has really made me laugh 😂

Also interested in anyone else living in your house @Jenasaurus ?

A ghost that builds pyramids out of loo roll sounds really cute and fun. 👻

This is weird, because you would absolutely know if it was wee! I wish I had an explanation

Could dd be pregnant?

I asume you have not had picolax recently, You'd know about that.

Female ejaculate is clear and has no smell.

What kind of film were you watching OP?

I also find after baths or going swimming a lot of water can come out of my vagina. But normally within the next hour or so. Did you go to a pool that day?

Also 48 is by no means impossible for a baby... my mum’s friend had a surprise at 52!

Maybe it IS wee, but you have that Covid19 symptom of loss of smell?

Female ejaculate is clear and has no smell.

What kind of film were you watching OP?

I presume you are heavier than the dog? If so, and he weed, then gravity would draw the wee to underneath you. That's the only thing I can come up with!

Do you have a memory foam mattress? They hold water like a sponge so the surface might feel dry but when you lie on it the water will rise up and soak you.

Although, if you have had a duvet and top sheet on the bed all day then it's not really possible.

Also doesn't explain how the water got there in the first place 🤔

One of you peed. It doesn't matter who just clean it up.

@Jenasaurus
Come back! I need to know more about the pyramid toilet roll building ghost!

@Jenasaurus COME BACK AT ONCE!!!! we need more on the Pyramid Poltergeist!!!!!!

This thread is hilarious

@Jenasaurus