Something really weird just happened...

[Knucklehead101]

Sorry a bit tmi ahead. Lying in bed with dog under the covers (yes I know) daughter was in bed too bit gone to her own bed. Started to feel wet sensation underneath me and discovered sheet soaking wet and so are my pants and jim jams but only from my lower back down to my bottom (not my 'front bottom'). Wet patch is colourless and doesn't smell of anything at all. Wtf has caused that??? No water anywhere near bed. Only wet underneath where I was lying. 99% sure it isnt wee. Am I going mad???

Also no colour or smell to it so it's almost certainly not wee...

Yeah that’s how my waters started leaking...

Are you absolutely certain you're not pregnant? Just because you're 48 doesn't mean you can't be. Have you had unprotected sex?

I hope you arent still lying in it, OP? Don't wait for us to guess what it is before you get out of bed and clean up, because sometimes these threads can take days to come to a conclusion! Fwiw I think it's sweat.

It must be the dog, surely you would have felt it if it were waters breaking?

Well pregnancy would be highly unlikely. I really dont think its sweat because its not where I normally get sweaty and not sweaty anywhere else. I hate not knowing for sure.

I think its dog wee from a very well hydrated dog

Oh yeah - well hydrated dog wee

Perimenopause your first hot flush?

I think the dog is looking like the most likely culprit but not sure why it was only under me. Maybe he projected it across!!

A similar thing happened to me. It was followed by a horrendous period and I ended up seeing a gynae consultant and having 2 ultrasounds. He thought I'd poss had an cyst (fallopian I think) which can lead to a gush of clear fluid, and all menopause related. That was about a year ago and hasn't happened since.

Press some loo roll onto it to soak some up. If it is wee the tissue will look pale yellow, if it is water then it will be colourless.
If you wet yourself lying on your back then it would all go the back, but I am sure you would have felt it as it is hot. More likely that the dog had a wee there before you sat there, or you/your dd spilt some water.

When my dog had a UTI recently she peed in the bed and it was odorless. She looked terribly guilty. In fact I noticed the guilt before I noticed the puddle.

Highly unlikely or impossible?

Very different OP?

When I was pg with DD2 i woke up thinking my waters had broken - knickers, pjs and bedding soaked, not just damp - and went to hospital but turned out to be sweat 🙈 embarrassed doesnt even cover it - I went to hospital with an overly sweaty fanny. Seemingly hormones swings can cause it but that didnt take the sting out of explaining to everyone it was a false alarm including my DM who I'd gotten out of bed in the middle of the night to mind dd1

Back sweat

I went to hospital with an overly sweaty fanny

I'm sorry. This really made me laugh. And I've had nightsweats myself. I know it's not funny.

Assuming it's warm liquid, it must be pee from one of you. Guessing the dog.

He thought I'd poss had an cyst (fallopian I think) which can lead to a gush of clear fluid, and all menopause related.

Given your age, I think it could be this ^

Oh dear... I don’t know what to say, just that I’m puzzled and placemarking

... just in case the same happens to me

Overly sweaty fanny

You have a ghost that wees and I have a ghost that builds toilet roll pyramids outside my bedroom door, just popped to the loo and there is a little pyramid built outside my room. :(

I don’t know if this article may help:

Who else lives in your house, @Jenasaurus? Please say somebody does.