Get things off your chest - in Haiku!

[roarfeckingroar]

I'll start

I wish you were home
Not because I miss your face,
But ‘cause the bin smells

I am so sick of
Your miserable moping
Go whinge somewhere else.

It is so sad
To phone and hear you cry
Too far away to see you.

Turn off the telly
It’s so beautiful outside
You are missing out

I just want to go
And lie on a beach somewhere
Forget all this shit.

Climbing frame and slide
Please come back into stock soon
To make my boy smile

LOVE these, keep them coming!

Another Teams call?
Oh no, just no, your project
Matters not to me

I am still working.
Furlough me and you'll soon see!
Yes, I'm a teacher.

A teacher I see.
I bet this time feels crappy
For your profession.

Not everyone thinks
You do bugger all each day
Solidarity

Flying in square shapes
Why does the lamp shade thrill you?
Leave my bedroom now

Waking up at six
Toddlers can't make own breakfast
Best get out of bed

Not another effing meeting
No, Hermes, I was in
Too early for vodka?

@spikyplants brilliant

Lockdown's utter shite
Would murder for ice cold wine.
Bollocks. Am pregnant.

Built a home office
So that I can work from home
I just browse Mumsnet

Queuing up outside
It's too hot for this bullshit
I just want some wine

I know you are six
But left your tablet outside
Now it's been stolen

It's all very strange
Not to see my family
I miss Mum the most.

I thought I would
Want my husband to stay home more
I don’t

It's very stressful
Working in the local hub
Kids can't stay apart.

Hosting webinars
Will the internet hold out?
Oh god I’m so stressed

Good morning children
You know where the TV is
Mummy needs her sleep

My kids are fighting
I've had enough of this shit
Put some peppa on

Why did you decide
To get a steel secure gate?
Stop fucking slamming!

DH I love you
But please do the washing up
Don't pile up those plates

I have a headache
Because you put me on edge
And I need more sleep