Oh dear God my parcel is coming through Hermes...

[BearSoFair]

Any guesses on when it might arrive? Will it even come to this house? Will they decide inside the bin is a safe spot?

I've had an email from them 'we've got your parcel and it's on it's way to you' but then when I enter that exact tracking number into the website they can't find it, so we're off to a nice typical Hermes start

A few months back Hermes delivered a £2k electric bike 2 streets away and left in the front garden. Box was understandably enormous and was emblazoned with the words 'E-Bike'.
Poor DD was having a heart attack as she and her partner walked round local streets trying to find it.
Fortunately she did but it had been there hours. So lucky.

Hermes are delivering a paddling pool to us, allegedly. It was due on 16/04. The tracker thing says they have had it since 12/04. Goodness knows where it is now, because neither I nor they do!

I had a Hermes delivery yesterday and all was fine. Knocked on the door, waited till we opened and then left. Think I must have got lucky though

Oh no. Just saw this thread. My Hermes item was meant to get here yesterday but it's still in the way to the parcel shop 😩😩😩😩