Birdie Friend returns!

[PlomBear]

Yes, the “loveable” little scamp, the infamous BF, is back!!!

🦅

Well, shouldn’t he have some content? Predictions of the end of days, threats, food preferences, visions of phantom burns victims?

👏👏👏

Yay. So what does he reckon? I’m presuming this is ‘the messy’!?

(I mean he was spot on, it’s terrifying but I’d love an update...)

Does that mean the retired submariner did not keep the spirits away?

So what are 'birdie friend's' newest helpful hints
I have so missed his/her/their support and advice

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Would love to hear some of his most recent musings OP!

A welcome return from the fiendish avian! What are his latest insights and predictions?

Hooray for BF! What's new?

Come on BF what do you make of all this.

Haha.

Right, what's going to happen next and how do we save ourselves? Pray tell.

YES!

I think the OP is struggling with Birdie Friend content. Perhaps we could suggest plot lines. There were quite a few funny suggestions at the end of the original thread.

Watching with interest...

Placemarking.

Oooooh - so the submariner didn't scare him away!

Yayyyyy

So glad you're back BF. Just what we need during this time of the messy.

Oh crap...not sure if I'm ready for BF's next set of predictions

How is BF today? Is the portal firmly closed?

Come on BF. We need to know if the end is well and truly nigh! 🤣

And have you stockpiled houmous? Don’t want to make him angry...

Patiently (not so patiently) waiting for update.

Well it’s been quiet but is picking up again. I’m having a toasted teacake and DS is pushing BF into it, as usual. I couldn’t find the ingredients to make our usual pain au chocolat in Waitrose.

DS just said to me cheerfully, “you’ll be dead soon mummy.” At the same time I’m meant to be incubating the yet to be conceived baby sister so not really sure.

Apparently Birdie Friend wants to go to the beach. Do you think I could get away with throwing him in the sea? Would be somehow be returned to us?

On the plus side, the shadow figures have stopped since the submariner came. Or perhaps I’ve just stopped seeing them but they are still there. Watching. Waiting.