Birdie Friend returns!

[PlomBear]

Yes, the “loveable” little scamp, the infamous BF, is back!!!

🦅

Well BF is a cheery little bugger isn't he?

We.’lo all be dead eventually. Soon Is not soon in eternity.

Love BF!

Welcome back, BF!

Aww. Welcome back birdie friend.
What does he reckon? Coronavirus killing us all?

Glad BF is back.
Perhaps the more cynical among you can keep it to yourselves, and allow the rest of us to enjoy hearing about our imminent demise in peace?

Yes!

Yes,for Birdie friend! Although that most recent update is rather terrifying

We need more BF wisdom!

Could you ask BF to give Johnson some pointers on how to handle the current crisis?

I’d be tempted to burn birdie friend with fire then drop it off a cliff.

Hooray for Birdie Friend! Though his message was a little mean, I'm sure you have several months of vibrant life ahead of you.

I couldn’t find the ingredients to make our usual pain au chocolat in Waitrose.

This is exactly the kind of first world problem we need to distract our attentions from the boring end-of-days soap opera unfolding around us!

That's all we need.

@PlomBear come back and tell us about BF

PlomBear you take it all so calmly & prosaically. I'd be a paranoid mess by now, especially with the current crisis. I'd also be careful of doing anything to BF, he may come back very angry & he already seems to have a mean streak. God knows what an angry BF could be capable of!

For those who don't enjoy or believe in BF, please take your cynicism & intellectual snobbery elsewhere. A lot of people are having a lot of fun with PlomBear & BF & if you feel the need to take cheap shots on a subject you aren't interested in, it says more about you than the op or anyone else.

I think I'm most concerned about the accuracy of Birdie Friend's prediction of mass school closures a month before they happened - it's so specific and completely unprecedented.

Place marking. Don’t wanna miss anything.

Place marking - hello BF

Yay! Our favourite Harbringer of Doom is back!

Ah, nothing like a prediction of death, at the breakfast table, to cheer you up

@LonginesPrime Bloody hell! I’d forgotten about that. Here it is for those of you who missed it:

What is Birdie Friend??

@7Days Have a look at this: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3798666-My-child-has-a-badge-that-sees-ghosts?pg=1&order=

Omg I hate Birdie Friend