One night with.....

[Starbuck8419]

Ok, I’m bored. I’m sick of reading and hearing about coronavirus. Let’s discuss something totally pointless but a bit fun. In a world of no ramifications, who would you like to bone/shag/fuck/make love to/ jump on (whatever you’d like to call it.)
No judgement! 😂 Celebrity or not. List as many as you like....go go go!

@Starbuck8419 Awwwww, a sort of gross misconduct, philanthropic tag-team!!!! Me likey 😁😂🏆

Spike from buffy
Jason behr
Dr gates from er

@JenNtonic if high five you but I’m not sure where that hands been 😂

I love Tom Selleck but what's going on with his chest!?!?

Adam Driver. No one's picked him yet so he's all mine.

Alex Turner

Hugh Laurie as House

Alexander Skaarsgard

Gabriel macht

100% Alexander Skarsgard!
Such a beautiful man!

Alexander skaarsgard is another ovary exploded along with Joel Kinnaman
(I’m quite disturbed at how long my list is.)

*exploder

Idris Elba please.

@Starbuck8419 oh that's Very VERY wise ! 😉😁😂🥂

@JonHammIsMyJamm - And this thread was meant to be a bit of fun! I think it’s safe to assume most (not all) Mumsnetters are women. I also think it’s safe to assume that most are hetrosexual. But given a little light hearted fun l am still surprised there are not more wondering about a little female touch!

What’s a little female touch?

Oh if we're including women can I have Rachel Weisz, Eiza Gonzalez and Rihanna?
I'm also going to need more than one night and maybe some kind of rota.

Dear Lord I am too knackered to even do the deed with DH, much less have a rota.

anyway Stellan Skarsgard would see my mojo come back.

@BelleharePenguin09 I believe it's either a little amount of touching from a female, or a touch from a female who is little 😁

Oddly creepy fetishistic language there, @StarlightLady. Why would a heterosexual person name a person of their same sex?

People were having fun on the thread until you came along and pointed out that their fun was too straight.

I assume had this post been done by someone who was gay they would include people of opposing sex too in their list....just to be inclusive?

But since it wasn’t....anyone that feels offended, surprised, upset and so forth about this list can kindly fuck right off.

are fictional people allowed

If they are, then I’ll add Alistair from Dragon Age please.

Jason Mamoa

Obviously he would fall madly in love and refuse to leave my side so we will be together forever 🥰