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Starbuck8419 · 20/03/2020 16:20

Ok, I’m bored. I’m sick of reading and hearing about coronavirus. Let’s discuss something totally pointless but a bit fun. In a world of no ramifications, who would you like to bone/shag/fuck/make love to/ jump on (whatever you’d like to call it.)
No judgement! 😂 Celebrity or not. List as many as you like....go go go!

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AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 23/04/2020 00:34

Marti Pellow
Gene Hunt (obvs in character)
Si King
Gerard Butler
Ray Winstone

I could have the weekend off...

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 23/04/2020 00:39

Actually forget the weekend off. Saturday will be Idris Elba and Sunday Tim Minchin as Judas.

BettyUnderswoob · 23/04/2020 00:48

Ah yes, forgot about Taika Waititi. He’s so very lovely.

And I’m not remotely interested in a little female touch!

WildOrchids67 · 23/04/2020 00:57

Yay, no one's claimed mine!

I'll have Eddie Redmayne please. OP, i think it was you who said James Acaster. You can have him first because I'm nice, then I'll have him once I'm done with Eddie, deal?

IRL, a guy at work. There's been a few times already, but I enjoyed it! Couple of others I know I wouldn't say no to either.

I need a boyfriend.....

Lellochip · 23/04/2020 01:45

Although there’s one scene in mission impossible where he beats the shit out of someone in the toilets and he did it then for me....stupid tach and all!

Definitely wouldn't say no to the Witcher, but just for variety's sake, I will take Cavill and that stupid sexy tache any day! 😍

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MrsSnitchnose · 23/04/2020 01:53

@Lellochip Have you seen The Tudors? He's not my type, but he gets his kit off quite a bit in that, especially series one

managedmis · 23/04/2020 02:34

Any of the Spanish/ Italian police force

^

That's my girl

GrinShock

Lellochip · 23/04/2020 13:27

MrsSnitchnose I enjoyed the Tudors very much Grin

It's funny, he was never really on my radar, could take or leave Superman, Witcher etc then it was a really mundane one of his Instagram videos that got me 😄 Have watched most of his work with a newfound appreciation now!

Magpiecomplex · 23/04/2020 17:27

Looks like I get Harrison Ford to myself!

MrsWhites · 23/04/2020 17:35

Chris Hemsworth would definitely make lockdown easier!

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butterpuffed · 13/05/2020 19:08

Marti Pellow
Marc Warren

MintyChapstick · 13/05/2020 19:15

Chris Witty

ButterflyBitch · 13/05/2020 20:15

David Tennant
James McAvoy
One of the dads from school Blush
Colin Morgan

Any of them or all of them. Bring it on. I’m fed up of feeling anxious and stressed. I need a good de-stress Grin

Soberdober · 13/05/2020 20:20

My boss.

We are both happily married with children and there is literally NO spark between us in person at work. He is lovely but not my type in any way really but I find him just amazing to fantasise about. He has full sleeve tattoos, sharply dressed...sigh...if he actually came onto me in real life I think I would go and hide in a corner.

Bloomburger · 13/05/2020 20:24

Jude Law or and Giacomo Gianotti

JoesExotic · 13/05/2020 20:25

Emma Willis

billydilly · 13/05/2020 20:28

Mark Rylance

Thomas Cromwell, I bet he was filthy.

ednatheevilwitch · 13/05/2020 20:29

I'd quite like a 'Tudor' sandwich with Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Henry Cavill. Thanks!

MintyCedric · 13/05/2020 20:31

Happy days! Tom Burke is all mine, as himself or in Cormoran Strike or Athos mode.

If anyone has a cloning machine I'll take all three versions thanks GrinWink

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Willowmartha1 · 13/05/2020 20:32

James Martin !

Willowmartha1 · 13/05/2020 20:32

Greg Davis

lachy · 13/05/2020 20:35

Matthew McConaughey
Vince Vaughan

IRL
I'd definitely give our CEO a go...he's a silver fox and then some.

alldressedupinblue · 13/05/2020 20:36

All night

SomewhereEast · 13/05/2020 20:56

Ohhhh my list is embarassingly long & includes just about every male under fifty in both the Lord of the Rings & Star Wars films Blush and most guys in costume dramas (thinks about Richard Armitage in North & South and fans self....also every Mr Darcy ever). On reflection maybe I have an unacknowledged costume fetish????

Disappointed that The Witcher doesn't do it for me, because he should totally be my brand????

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