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Starbuck8419 · 20/03/2020 16:20

Ok, I’m bored. I’m sick of reading and hearing about coronavirus. Let’s discuss something totally pointless but a bit fun. In a world of no ramifications, who would you like to bone/shag/fuck/make love to/ jump on (whatever you’d like to call it.)
No judgement! 😂 Celebrity or not. List as many as you like....go go go!

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Moonflower12 · 21/03/2020 23:13

Dave Grohl ♥️

SpillTheTeaa · 21/03/2020 23:46

Tom Hardy 🤤
Luke M (Love Island) 😳

SpillTheTeaa · 21/03/2020 23:49

Oliver Sykes too! Not so much his latest appearance (not sure what's going on with him now) but his 2015 short hair days 🤤. My partner looks very much like him so I'll have to settle for that. How selfish! Grin

TerrorWig · 22/03/2020 00:02

Jon Hamm.

Starbuck8419 · 22/03/2020 09:01

Taika waititi funny and so hot

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StarlightLady · 22/03/2020 09:39

From the selected here, MN seems to be a very heterosexual world! Just saying!

JonHammIsMyJamm · 22/03/2020 09:50

Well @StarlightLady that’s not a huge surprise is it?

Heterosexuality is the still most common primary sexuality in humans.

This is primarily a website ‘for parents’ (though obviously child free people post here too). Heterosexual people are the most likely to be parents.

Plus, the usernames are largely anonymous. How do you know who is male and who is female to make the judgement?

SimonJT · 22/03/2020 10:00

Around 93.5% of people are hetero

Around 9% of gay people are parents. There aren’t many of us, so it isn’t a surprise.

MulticolourMophead · 22/03/2020 10:29

@SimonJT I can see why your boyfriend likes Keegan Hirst, he's not bad looking 😁

willowmelangell · 22/03/2020 10:51

Jay Tavare about 35 years old wearing a white shirt.
He is a native american model/actor. It is the long black hair which does it for me.

Starbuck8419 · 22/03/2020 11:01

@StarlightLady sorry, I should of mentioned some females I’d like to spend the night with even though I’m straight (just to be inclusive) 🙄
Fucking idiot. The thread is open to anyone.

As if we should be apologetic for our sexual preference.

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user1019273703 · 22/03/2020 11:08

Neil Jones from SCD

AlCalavicci · 22/03/2020 11:53

Well I could fancy Dannii Minouge too . Her eyes are amazing

OldUnit · 22/03/2020 11:56

Oh my god, I know he plays a vile character but Gray from Eastenders, Chantelle's lawyer husband.
He's so gorgeous.

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UnagiSalmonSkinRoll · 22/03/2020 12:06

The ever so smooth Jeff Goldblum, if you haven't watched thirst tweets on Buzzfeed go do it!!

h0llygolightly · 22/03/2020 12:19

Two words. Tom. Selleck.

Starbuck8419 · 22/03/2020 12:29

I don’t know how I feel about that photo 😂

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SkaLaLand · 22/03/2020 12:36

Dr Frank n Further
Justin from the darkness
Tommy Shelby
Gordon Ramsey
Work colleague(s) Blush
Corey Taylor
I have another but this is outing enough Blush

Op, can I have one night each or one night all at once Shock

SkaLaLand · 22/03/2020 12:42

I just realised two of those are fictional people 😂 are fictional people allowed? If so would I need to be specific about the particular reincarnation of Frank I'd prefer? Because that would be hard.

JenNtonic · 22/03/2020 13:43

Any of the Spanish/ Italian police force. I expect they'll need some stress relief and I'm happy to take 1 or 3 for the team 🤷‍♀️

Starbuck8419 · 22/03/2020 13:52

You are admirable 😂

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Starbuck8419 · 22/03/2020 13:54

Fictional is always accepted!
I’m in love with Amos from the Expanse (but not the actor though.)

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JenNtonic · 22/03/2020 13:59

@Starbuck8419 😁😂👼 👼😇😇 Yes I'm truly one of lifes givers 🤷‍♀️

Solomon1212 · 22/03/2020 14:04

Jason mamoa. Hed have a stump after id finished with him 😂😂

Starbuck8419 · 22/03/2020 14:04

If you can’t cope I’m happy to help. We are selfless to the end 😂

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