Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

[ReadyForActionRyderSir]

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

A poodle

that was

Whistling

“I would walk 500 miles”

And proclaiming

his love of

Pom bears

dipped in

Apricot jam

That he shared with

Mary Mungo and Midge

and their miniature

Poodle

All of them were planning

a picnic

In the woods

At midnight

with Dominic Cummings who

Was providing

Free eye tests

at the castle

But only if

you are wearing a face mask

and you must bring

Chocolate eclairs