Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

[ReadyForActionRyderSir]

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

doing the conga

whilst maintaining social distancing

Unsuccessfully

While in a corner

Boris Johnson

washed his hands

Of responsibility

then skipped

Away to

Dominic's for tea and

Chocolate wagon wheels

Later

Boris fell asleep

in the car to

The sound of screaming children

who were hiding from

A herd of poodles

dancing round a maypole

Suddenly

Keith Lemon

Spontaneously combusted

Leaving nothing but

His wrist bandage

And a moustache

that housed a family of mice