Distraction needed? Add a word to keep the story going....

[ReadyForActionRyderSir]

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

Whose hobby was

Abseiling

Down cheese mountains

whilst nibbling on toblerone and

Discussing

Nuclear physics

but suddenly

An armadillo

Dressed as Santa

and playing the trumpet

Danced through

the channel tunnel

To The Time Warp

With the Mumsnet bat

And yodelled loudly

because in the distance

A meerkat

was tap dancing in shiny silver shoes

With Lionel Blair

Down the Champs-Élysées

whilst trying to avoid

Boris

Karloff

From

kissing