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[ReadyForActionRyderSir]

Used to see loads of these threads and they kept me going through the night feeds..... can't sleep now thanks to BoJo So here goes.... just add a word to keep it all going......

Went to get some fake tanning lotion and then...

Skidded

Into

B and Q sideways

Colliding with

Leonardo Di Caprio

Who then said

“What Doing???”

I'm measuring

the size of

the bathroom

just in case

the Queen

pops

Round for gin

before bedtime

Stories

And cuddles

With the

Corgis

while FaceTiming

Jack the ripper

for a late night

Rave

With the Sheffield United first team