Wrong word sentences

[NinjaRule]

DH and I play a stupidgame where you have to make a sentence using the wrong words with the right meanings. It’s bloody harder than you think, anyone want a go?

example

Aisle sea watt ewe right

You may help me cheat

Eye kneed sum launch. Eye doughnut no watt two git.

Ham goo hinge fur burr grrrs hand frays wit may farm hilly. Sea ewe lay tor.

Wheel of crisp rat!

Poor ken potty toes four tee two knight.

Vat sow ends tie stye. Lass hang yer four hour tee. Gare lick bred two.