Wrong word sentences

[NinjaRule]

DH and I play a stupidgame where you have to make a sentence using the wrong words with the right meanings. It’s bloody harder than you think, anyone want a go?

example

Aisle sea watt ewe right

You may help me cheat

Ewe seam two bee write - wheel knead sum moor frays - (ez).

Stake four tee two knight! Knot two Greece-y - know Greece aloud!

Know won ells?

Yule knot bee write plain accordion two yore lore.

Sum won ells plain! Grate!

Sew watt?

Eye one fork handles teapot inn Uranus

Aisle Altar Hymn.

Wears thee Oh Pee?

Sew rood knot two inn thyme four launch

Fork handles! Ewe dunn grate their Danny

Fork cough.

Eye sink chi as gun

Maize he dotes hand doze he dotes hand litter lambsy divey; a kiddle he divey two wooden tew?

Pane full four Uranus!

Eye longue two leaf hour hows butt wee arrgh steel maid too stain sighed. Water pane!!

Fork cough

Psi ... sew mien.

Seventyone72seventy3

Eye so lay shun?

@TheMemoryLingers

Weir inn Eater leigh!

eye dually conger adulate thee Oh Pea four may king sum fink four meet ooh mucker bow ton.

@Seventyone72seventy3

Know weigh!

Knive fork Ingot Core owner via us two.

dee peas a weigh an eye ma loan a tome

Lever bar steward