Wrong word sentences

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DH and I play a stupidgame where you have to make a sentence using the wrong words with the right meanings. It’s bloody harder than you think, anyone want a go?

example

Aisle sea watt ewe right

You may help me cheat

Ha! Some of these are brilliant.

Hurts my head reading them though!

Seventyone72seventy3 Pour ewe. Eye eggs pecked wheel bee inn eye sew lay shun hear two inn thee knee a few chore.

Oh my god. DH is in for a world of pain

Ewe mien 'whirled off pane' Oh Pee

Eye due, eye four ‘got’

@TheMemoryLingers
Doo knot may k mei mist ache - four god two by chock let ore ma might - tool ate !

Girl had ewe venn toured here ones moor

Grate add vice! Aisle bye plain tee of chock n off Corrs - whine!

tee off^

Aisle all sew bye sum side doh! four us-banned.

Straw brie I scream four tee.

Ma bell on da loose

A pre-cot pre-serve yo! Gert four aft uhs - know eye scream a lass!

(not mine) slow hands teddy Windsor ace

Whale oil beef hooked.

Whale awl beef hooked bee four daze owt!

Ivor Counts Louse.

Ivor Man Shun.

Juiced eight sum crumb pits four brake first. Tays tea.

Eye wood boy ell sum ex four brake first butt eye'm two hun gopher.

@TheMemoryLingers - hoe ai boat Mick Domhnal's?

Mick Domhnal's - grate butt vat wood mien git in Dresden moo van

If you want a stupid game, my sister and I used to play one and now DH and I play it sometimes. It goes along the lines of:

‘OMG, you’ll never guess what..Julie’s dogwalker’s son’s trombone teachers’s cousin’s, wheelbarrow cleaner’s half sister’s next door neighbour but 10 Avon lady told her that that she saw Donald trump riding a unicorn in primark’

The more people and more outlandish the better 🤦‍♀️😂

Ore purse suede inn us-banned two git won

Bray in waive! Theirs uh bomb babe add Boyne cub bored!